Updated: 11 May 2018 11:37. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?I find you very attractive.
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Where do polar bears vote?At the North Pole.
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Which bus crossed the ocean?Columbus.
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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?Unique up on it.
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What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?Neck-tarines.
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Why can’t the elephant use the computer?Because he’s afraid of the mouse.
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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?A nervous wreck.
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Which monster is the best dance partner?The Boogie Man
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Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?They would quack up!
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What did the teacher do at the beach?She tested the water.
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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?Because all proper tea is theft!
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Read what cannibal says to anotherTwo cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One clown says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?Will you be my Valen-slime?
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Where can you always find a peacock?In the dictionary.
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What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
WORTH READING: Inspiring Story of Employees
One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door… read more
Business Plan Layout
Business plan should consist of the following;.. read more
Interesting facts from beans
I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
Do not curse yourself when the world look down on you. Your rain could be a matter of time. Your germination moment could just be around the corner!.Stay focused on your life goals and give your job the best. The best is yet to come.!.. read more
How do you forget?
How do you forget ?
The same qualifications you have, diploma, degree, masters, PhD that which gave you that job you have , are the same qualifications that your friends have too , but they don't have the job you have. How do you forget ?.. read more
Difference of men and women at their age
Women are fickle minded.At 18, they want handsome men.At 25, they want matured men.At 30, they want successful men.At 40, they want established men.At 50 ,they want faithful men… read more
Plane crush
A man n his wife were traveling to Italy by air for business… read more
A lesson from ATM 🏧 machine
Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money… read more
Motivation of the day
The road to success is not straight… read more
Short love story
SHORT LOVE STORY 1.I stood at the bus stop near the National bank with my earphones on.The Egerton welfare bus had taken long beforearriving.I kept on glancing side from side and watched people walk in diffrent direction with least interest… read more
Entrepreneurial Characteristics
It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
World's 8 superb lessons
Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time… read more
ENTREPRENEURSHIP THEORIES AND MODELS
Recent studies suggest a multitude of entrepreneurial influences, grounded on a number of theoretical paradigms. As a starting point, entrepreneurial outcomes are viewed as lying along a continuum which separates low and high performances in entrepreneurship, which are then envisioned to be associated with high and low barriers… read more
Be careful
You have been single throughout the year, and two weeks to Christmas you fall in love.. read more
What is agribusiness
(i) supplying of inputs needed for farming and
(ii) Marketing of the products grown from farm… read more
Best interesting quotes for today which will change you
1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more
Where do entrepreneurs come from and how do they develop?
If you choose an entrepreneurial career much will depend on your ability to learn quickly from experience, cope with uncertainty, respond to changing circumstances, and deal with unexpected critical incidents. You will find these things less difficult if you develop your general enterprising tendencies… read more
Be aware of this trick
A lady's handbag contained her cell phone, ATM card etc was stolen.
_Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband from her friend's telephone, telling him what happened._.. read more
15 Ways to Assess Your Relationship Stage
1. Determine if you're still new to each other.
2. Notice if you're focused on physical attraction.
3. Look out for attempts to impress.
4. Assess if you've committed to dating.
5. Pay attention to expectations As you begin to date more, you’ll likely establish expectations of one another… read more
Life facts which I have discovered
When I woke up I was pondering about life, I discovered that:.. read more
STORY: Keep my shirt clean
Two guys were drinking in a bar.
As they were drinking, they started arguing, one guy pounce on his friend and started
beating him… read more
STORY: King and young boys
An aging King realized that if he died he has no one to take over the throne. He decided to adopt a son… read more
The story of crime girl 👧
A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail… read more
26 Life principles you should know
*A*
🙏🏾
*ACCEPT*
Accept others for
who they are and
for the choices they
have made even if
you have difficulty
understanding their
beliefs, motives
or actions… read more
The Kingdom of God is Within You
"The Kingdom of God is Within You":.. read more
MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR YOUR BUSINESS
Marketing is a complex subject but one of the most important contributing factors to the success of your business. Without customers there are no sales and therefore no profits… read more
Think Critically act Positively
1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance… read more
13 Best ways to be a good girlfriend
To be good to your girlfriend consider;.. read more
The Christmas tree
THE CHRISTMAS TREE.. read more
A letter from an aborted child
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story
is short. I stayed inside you for only a couple of
weeks. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I knew you were a special
person because you never stopped me from
eating the food you ate… read more
Ways of get money for your business
The primary sources of funds for small business start-ups are personal funds, friends and relatives, NGOs or private investors, banks, government agencies and programs, and venture capital… read more
Self improvement of ideas
Meditation gives you that inner peace like nothing else can. Initially, it is a little hard to concentrate and there will be plenty of distractions. Let these distractions be a part of the learning process. After some time, you will notice that all negativity will be removed and you become happier. Sleep gives you a sense of calm and freshness when you wake up… read more
MODELS OF EVALUATION AND THEIR ANALYSIS
Choosing an approach or model for evaluation is an important aspect since for each there are different assumptions about what data to collect, how to collect them and how to make judgments about success or failure. The following major approaches can provide a sufficient choice for most extension evaluation situations… read more
What is a Business Plan?
A business plan is a blueprint of your business. It is a detailed plan from which all other plans should be developed… read more
Business Market Research
• How will people behave regarding a particular topic, habit, activity, decision or business?
• Will my idea work? Can I sell my product or service to make money
• What marketing tools will be most effective?
• How much product or service can I sell?
• Is there a need for more new products or services?.. read more
Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends….
A man 4gets to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORT parked inside? . The lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota vitz with two Flat tyres‚ --Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends…… read more
STORY Be that kind of woman
Sometime ago, a man went with his wife in their car to a fuel station, while they were buying the fuel, the man discovered that it was the wife's ex boyfriend that is attending to them, He then smiled and turned to his wife and said, "you would have ended up marrying that petrol attendant", but the wife smiled and said, "if I had married him, He will be the one sitting by the steering of the car".. read more
Too good to read
At the point of death, a man, Tom Smith, called his children and he advised them to follow his footsteps so that they can have peace of mind in all that they do…. read more
How to develop your personality
Each person is unique: Remember that each individual is different and has his or her unique characteristics and qualities. Comparing yourself with others around only increases the distress, especially when you start focusing on where you are lacking compared to others. It is important that you channelize your energy towards your positive traits. Do not get swayed by media portrayals: Media portrays people in its own idiosyncratic ways… read more
Clear explanation of Planning
Planning means looking ahead and checking out future course of action to be followed. It is a preparatory step. Planning is a detailed programme regarding future course of action. It determines on when, how and who is going to perform a specific task.. read more
Story of Peter and his Girlfriend Mercy
*Peter and his girlfriend Mercy were walking during the night..*.. read more
Having a best friend
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face… read more
How to bring people around you
Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to peoples mistakes indirectly. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Let the other man save his face. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest… read more
Normal body conditions
*BLOOD PRESSURE*
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120/80 — Normal
130/85 —Normal (Control)
140/90 — High
150/95 — V.High.. read more
Later of stoping job
LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more
Most sexy looking girls do not have someone to tell them the truth
The following conversation took place between a grandmother and her grand-daughter … read more
Ways of how not to argue
Enhance your listening skills. It will make you less defensive and allow you to analyze the statement of other person deeply. You should listen to the other person with patience and give a logical approach to the same. Let the other person complete what he/she wants to say. Once he/she is done, give your feedback. This would allow both of you to lay forward your view point. However, make sure that whatever is said is logical and pertains to the present situation.n Never think that you are always right… read more
Dress proper ladies
Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get… read more
BUSINESS PLAN
The process of putting together a business plan, including the thought you put in before beginning to write it, forces you to take an objective, critical, unemotional look at your business project in its entirety. The business plan is an operating tool, which, if properly used, will help you manage the business and work effectively towards its success… read more
It doesn't matter how people see you
Jacob looked at Joseph and saw a good son!.. read more
Just a notice to you
‘``1. 👉No matter how beautiful and handsome you’re just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
✌Stop Boasting✌.. read more
18 Best techniques steps for approach a girl
- Understand women.
- Tune up your social skills.
- Be confident.
- Don't worry about what people will think of you.
- Know that you're taking a chance, but it's not a big one.
- Keep the benefits in mind… read more
16 things to do to Act Silly with Your Girlfriend
1. Doing Things with Her
2. Ask funny questions.
3. Go to the park.
4. Narrate your scene.
5. Head out in your pajamas.
6. Pretend you’re from somewhere else.
7. Play truth or dare.
8. Feed her while she’s blindfolded… read more
STORY The price of kindness
A poor boy who was begging from door to door
to feed his hungry stomach, decided he would
ask for a meal at next house. However, at the
next house he lost his nerve when a lovely young
girl opened the door. So instead of a meal, he
asked for a glass of water… read more
What our children and today's generation needs to know
When the ancient Chinese decided to live in peace, they made the great wall of China, They thought no one can climb it due to its height. During the first 100 year of its existence, the Chinese were invaded thrice … and every time, the enemy had no need of penetrating or climbing over the wall… because each time they bribed the guards and came through the doors… read more
Beware when you notice all this in your life
BEWARE WHEN YOU NOTICE ALL THESE IN YOUR LIFE.
1. Beware When prayer becomes a difficult thing for you.
2. Beware When fasting is becoming a history in your spiritual timetable.
3. Beware When you no longer enjoy reading the word of God… read more
How to write Business Description
When describing your business, generally you should explain:
1. Legalities - business form: proprietorship, partnership, and corporation. The licenses or permits you will need.
2. Business type: merchandizing, manufacturing or service.
3. What your product or service is.
4. Is it a new independent business, a takeover, an expansion, a franchise?.. read more
Interesting story for new year
Ezra and Thomas joined a company together a few months after their graduation from university.
After a few years of work, their Manager promoted Ezra to a position of Senior Sales Manager, but Thomas remained in his entry level Junior Sales Officer position.
Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway.
One day Thomas felt that he could not work with Ezra anymore.
He wrote his resignation letter, but before he submitted it to the Manager, he complained that Management did not value hard working staff, but only promoted only the favoured!
The Manager knew that Ezra worked very hard for the years he had spent at the company; even harder than Thomas and therefore he deserved the promotion.
So in order to help Thomas to realize this, the Manager gave Thomas a task.
“Go and find out if anyone is selling water melons in town?”
Thomas returned and said, "yes there is someone!"
The Manager asked, "how much per kg?"
Thomas drove back to town to ask and then returned to inform the Manager; "they are 13.50 per kg!"
The Manager told Thomas,
"I will give Ezra the same task that I gave you. Please pay close attention to his response!"
So the Manager said to Ezra, in the presence of Thomas;
“Go and find out if anyone is selling water melons in town?”
Ezra went to find out and on his return he said:
"Manager, there is only one person selling water melons in the whole town.
The cost is 49.00 each water melon and 32.50 for a half melon.
He sells them at 13.50 per kg when sliced. He has in his stock 93 melons, each one weighing about 7kg.
He has a farm and can supply us with melons for the next 4 months at a rate of 102 melons per day at 27.00 per melon; this includes delivery.
The melons appear fresh and red with good quality, and they taste better than the ones we sold last year.
He has his own slicing machine and is willing to slice for us free of charge.
We need to strike a deal with him before 10am tomorrow and we will be sure of beating last year's profits in melons by 223 000.00.
This will contribute positively to our overall performance as it will add a minimum of 3.78% to our current overall sales target.
I have put this information down in writing and is available on spreadsheet.
Please let me know if you need it as I can send it to you in fifteen minutes."
Thomas was very impressed and realized the difference between himself and Ezra.
He decided not to resign but to learn from Ezra… read more
This touched me
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her… read more
17 tips to help you to Act well Around Your Boyfriend
1. Having Fun Together
2. Spend quality time with your boyfriend.
3. Flirt with playful teasing.
4. Don’t be afraid to be silly.
5. Be yourself.
6. Make sure you give him space.
7. Be affectionate with touch in a way that feels comfortable to you.
8. Take an interest in his interests… read more
Notice to smartphone 📱users 👥
NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more
Look how words you use may change your life
A story is told about a young Thomas Edison who came home one day with a paper for his mother… read more
17 things you must consider when you want to Date a Nudist
- Accepting Your Partner
- Speak openly with your date.
- Focus on other traits.
- Embrace your significant other’s differences.
- Encourage your significant other.
- Consider trying nudism.
- Discuss boundaries… read more
How to be charismatic
Relax Your Way To The Top If you are looking to be charismatic, then the first and foremost thing that you have to do is to actually learn to relax. Some people try too hard to be charismatic, but only end up making a fool of themselves. This is not something that you would want to do. So, in order to work on your charisma, learn from the mistakes of others and relax. When you master the art of relaxing in a social setting, you automatically exude charisma. It's a known fact that people love to be around people who are calm and composed. Learn to channelize peace and tranquility to everyone you know and meet. This will help you seem extremely calm and a lot more attractive… read more
Best quotes about life for this day
👉1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price.. read more
The Blessings of disappointment
I was pondering about life, I discovered that: Sometimes, to succeed in life you need ENEMIES…. Yes!!!.. read more
This is the sad story
A sick person in a hospital bed was visited by relatives.
The patient was on an oxygen MACHINE and therefore couldn't speak… read more
Things are always not they seem
🌽🌽THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
A guy met one of his school mates several years after school and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure… read more
Where will this corruption end?
School Group Photo : Headmaster to Photographer ksh.20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only ksh.10 its sufficient!!.. read more
Ways. To increase concentration
Pick a valid subject of concentration. If there is no passion or plausible motivation, then your task of concentrating is going to be one hell of a challenge! Remember how you used to do the laundry or mow the lawn so half heartedly and the outcome was a disaster? Analogously, you cannot ace your mathematics test if you resent it and hence if you fail to concentrate, you will also fail the test! The Five More Rule is a technique that has certainly helped many individuals who invariably fall short of concentration… read more
How to make people like you
Don't criticize, condemn or complain. Give honest, sincere appreciation. Arouse in the other person an eager want. Become genuinely interested in other people. Smile. Remember that a man’s name is to him the sweetest and most important sound in any language. Be a good listener, encourage others to talk about themselves. Talk in terms of the other mans interest. Make the other person feel important and do it sincerely.. read more
See how this man reacts!
A man went for HIV test on Saturday and they told him tocome back on Monday to pic his results.On sunday he went to church and the pastor was praying and said "… may the things that you'll receive as from tomorrow be positive …"The man quickly opened his eyes and shouted "Acha ujinga weweeee!!".. read more
How to overcome fear
Understand Your Fear Try to understand why you fear or what causes you to fear. Only when you have identified the source of your fear can you start on the process of overcoming it. You can start by listing all your fears on your notepad and then striking them off once you have overcome them. Breathe Deep Taking deep breaths when you are scared or worried helps you relax to a great extent. Make sure that you exhale longer than you inhale. Fear will automatically reduce since you will also calm down… read more
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote 😀😀😀.. read more
Son and dad plan for Valentine
Son: _Dad, what do I give my_ _girlfriend as a valentine gift?_
Dad : _How does she look?_.. read more
Where you wait for the bus 🚌 doesn't matter but your relationship with driver does
There's an old story of the boy who stood on a sidewalk, waiting for a bus. A man walking by spotted the boy and gave him some gentle instruction. "Son," he said, "if you're waiting for the bus you need to move to the street corner. That's where the bus stops for passengers.".. read more
Real life story of the day
Ezra and Thomas joined a company together a few months after their graduation from university.
After a few years of work, their Manager promoted Ezra to a position of Senior Sales Manager, but Thomas remained in his entry level Junior Sales Officer position. Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway… read more
Where to look for business opportunities
(1) They can develop/evolve as a result of your personal background including your previous jobs, hobbies and personal experiences, or
(2) From opportunities in the external environment or general market place.. read more
Heart touching story
A boy and a girl Loved each other very much.
Unfortunately the Girl Died..
The Boy was So Upset and he couldn’t Stop his
Tears… read more
Business Debt financing
This is money loaned to the business from outside source that is paid back over time… read more
Children speak their mind!!!
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?.. read more
The will to win
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential… these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence... read more
Where will this corruption end?
School Group Photo : Headmaster to Photographer ksh.20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only ksh.10 its sufficient!!.. read more
Lol 😂 X-Mass is Jesus Birthday 🎊 not yours
Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Really?.. read more
Clear explanation of Planning
Planning means looking ahead and checking out future course of action to be followed. It is a preparatory step. Planning is a detailed programme regarding future course of action. It determines on when, how and who is going to perform a specific task.. read more
Wise words from great thinkers and observers
Buffalos kill 7 people every year.
Lions kill 500 people every year.
Hippos kill 800 people every year.
Spiders kill 5000 people every year.
Scorpions kill 7000 people every year.
Snakes kill 10000 people every year... read more
Respect your time zone
Tanzania is 2 hrs ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, or that Tanzania is fast. Both countries are working based on their own "Time Zone.".. read more
18 Best techniques steps for approach a girl
- Understand women.
- Tune up your social skills.
- Be confident.
- Don't worry about what people will think of you.
- Know that you're taking a chance, but it's not a big one.
- Keep the benefits in mind… read more
Later of stoping job
LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more
Dress proper ladies
Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get… read more
Advice for knowledge
Advice just for knowledge…..
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system… read more
Difference of men and women at their age
Women are fickle minded.At 18, they want handsome men.At 25, they want matured men.At 30, they want successful men.At 40, they want established men.At 50 ,they want faithful men… read more
Entrepreneurial Characteristics
It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
Interesting facts from beans
I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
Do not curse yourself when the world look down on you. Your rain could be a matter of time. Your germination moment could just be around the corner!.Stay focused on your life goals and give your job the best. The best is yet to come.!.. read more
Every woman should read this
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ THESE.. read more
I want to be a TV
A Primary School teacher asks her pupils to write an essay on ”What wish do you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher collects all the essays given by her pupils. She takes them to her house, sits and starts marking them… read more
To learn how to love yourself
Accept Your Personality Your life has not ended yet. You still have plenty of years to live. Hence, it's never too late to improve or develop yourself throughout your life. However, it is best if you accept yourself for whom you are. Be happy and celebrate your unique qualities and characteristics. After all, you are a unique individual created from God's own hands. Be Happy With Your Body Size Both men and women are often too conscious about their physical appearance, especially when they see a well-toned and figured person crossing their way. In case of women, some feel that their breasts are just too small, while there are others who feel they have heavy butt… read more
All catholics are requested to follow this
ALL CATHOLICS are requested to follow this:.. read more
This touched me
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her… read more
STORY: Keep my shirt clean
Two guys were drinking in a bar.
As they were drinking, they started arguing, one guy pounce on his friend and started
beating him… read more
Best Funny quote of the day
👇Quote Of The Day ….
The last drop of urine doesn't obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well !!😎
- Isaac Newton's room mate… read more
18 Things to do to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You
- Do not send or receive messages.
- Think before you send a message.
- Immediately delete any inappropriate pictures you receive.
- Contact an adult you trust.
- Blocking Their Messages
- Block the person on social media.
- Determine the person's intent… read more
A good Catholic Reflection
A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks!.. read more
How do you forget?
How do you forget ?
The same qualifications you have, diploma, degree, masters, PhD that which gave you that job you have , are the same qualifications that your friends have too , but they don't have the job you have. How do you forget ?.. read more
Self improvement of ideas
Meditation gives you that inner peace like nothing else can. Initially, it is a little hard to concentrate and there will be plenty of distractions. Let these distractions be a part of the learning process. After some time, you will notice that all negativity will be removed and you become happier. Sleep gives you a sense of calm and freshness when you wake up… read more
How to bring people around you
Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to peoples mistakes indirectly. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Let the other man save his face. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest… read more
When to be silent
I Found this one somewhere and it made me think
I'm still learning….. read more
Assessing the Viability of the business Idea
An Idea is not necessarily a Business Opportunity: There is one crucial difference between an idea and an opportunity. An opportunity is based on what consumers want. Many small businesses fail because an entrepreneur didn’t understand this… read more
Nothing is permanent in this life, be humble
Nothing Is Permanent In This Life
Whatsapp killed BBM
Youtube killed DVD.. read more
Stages in the development of a business career
Scanning for opportunities, idea generation, and innovation/creativity… read more
Take lots of "BEER" during lent
A parish priest said during _40_ days of Lent we should take lots of Beer._.. read more
12 Tips for Break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend when You Are Already Dating Someone Else
You need to do the following;.. read more
26 Classic tips to Turn a Girl On
- Warm your girl up.
- Make her feel you find her attractive.
- Be the best version of yourself.
- Be confident, even if you don't act like it.
- Clean up.
- Know how to treat a girl like a lady.
- Start with slow, gentle touches.
- Whisper in her ear.
- Caress her… read more
Notice to smartphone 📱users 👥
NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more
WHAT A MESSAGE
"A certain gentleman walked into a hotel and after perusing through the menu ordered for some food. After about 20 mins another group of gentlemen walked in and ordered for theirs… read more
Children speak their mind!!!
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?.. read more
A letter from an aborted child
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story
is short. I stayed inside you for only a couple of
weeks. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I knew you were a special
person because you never stopped me from
eating the food you ate… read more
Business Market Research
• How will people behave regarding a particular topic, habit, activity, decision or business?
• Will my idea work? Can I sell my product or service to make money
• What marketing tools will be most effective?
• How much product or service can I sell?
• Is there a need for more new products or services?.. read more
Basic business skills
Starting up and running a business requires special skills such as careful planning, research risk assessment, commitment and patience… read more
17 tips to help you to Act well Around Your Boyfriend
1. Having Fun Together
2. Spend quality time with your boyfriend.
3. Flirt with playful teasing.
4. Don’t be afraid to be silly.
5. Be yourself.
6. Make sure you give him space.
7. Be affectionate with touch in a way that feels comfortable to you.
8. Take an interest in his interests… read more
Funny mathematics paper
MATHEMATICS,PAPER 1 P299/2
Time:2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four
questions.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS… read more
Bible books connection story
"I went to😁Genesis hotels through😊Exodus road. On the way, I saw 😀Leviticus recording the😃Numbers of people at😃Deuteronomy, while😃Joshua was waiting at the Beautiful gate for😁Judges to see😄Ruth calling loudly☺"Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the first and second😃Kings of😊Chronicles were coming to visit☺Ezra,😄Nehemiah and😁Esther for the misfortune of 😯Job their brother. They started singing😒Psalms and teaching children😄Proverbs concerning😄.. read more
Be aware of this trick
A lady's handbag contained her cell phone, ATM card etc was stolen.
_Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband from her friend's telephone, telling him what happened._.. read more
Just think about this
*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don't see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That's UNITY." May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*… read more
How to develop ones Enterprising Tendencies?
At some point in an entrepreneurial career a person has to start developing experience and learning actively about what they do best and what they should learn to do better, and the sooner they start learning actively the sooner they start being enterprising… read more
How to achieve goals
Set Goals First list down all the goals that you want to accomplish. If you are not sure what you want in life, you are just bound to receive the unexpected. Nevertheless, bear in mind that goals should always be sensible and should be accomplishable. Setting unrealistic goals are of no use… read more
10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy
- Recognize signs that the other person is no longer interested.
- Respect the other person's wishes.
- See if your needs are being met.
- Get busy doing other things… read more
Business Concept and Idea Development
In order to market your product or service, you will want to be very clear about what it is that your business actually does or has to offer. You should be able to quickly and accurately describe your business concept in just a few sentences… read more
Be aware with snake season
DUE TO THE HEATWAVE AND HOT TEMPERATURES, SNAKES, ESPECIALLY COBRAS TEND TO SEEK REFUGE IN COOLER PLACES INSIDE YOUR HOMES.
SAFETY TIPS…… read more
Take this lesson for a poor young man
A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following proposal to his wife:
Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order to come back and give you the comfortable life that you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away, I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will be faithful to you… read more
Real life story of the day
Ezra and Thomas joined a company together a few months after their graduation from university.
After a few years of work, their Manager promoted Ezra to a position of Senior Sales Manager, but Thomas remained in his entry level Junior Sales Officer position. Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway… read more
This is the sad story
A sick person in a hospital bed was visited by relatives.
The patient was on an oxygen MACHINE and therefore couldn't speak… read more
This is how billionaires think
If your boss paid you 600,000 every month and you saved all that money without touching a coin, you would need to work for 36 months to get 21million.
But if you convinced an organization like The UN to give you a printing job for only 5000 umbrellas and you made shs 4000 from each umbrella that would be 5000x2000=20,000,000. In only 1day… read more
Understanding Agribusiness and Entrepreneurship study question
Many people confuse on the difference between agriculture and agribusiness. What is your opinion on that? What are the main factors that brought development in agribusiness in your coutry? (25 marks).. read more
Possible questions during Research Presentation
Possible questions during presentation are;.. read more
Tips of being yourself
Who Are You? There's no possible way you can be yourself without knowing who you really are. You pretend to idolize football player David Beckham because your neighbor does and you want to gain his approval. Soon enough you will realize that you don't know what interests you because you've been whiling away time with what least interests you. Understand yourself, figure out where your deepest passion lies and be proud of your qualities… read more
Think Critically act Positively
1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance… read more
EVALUATING EXTENSION PROGRAMMES
Although extension educators, donors and administrators are in favor of evaluating extension programmes, yet the fact remains that most of the people are not enthusiastic to undertake it… read more
Developing a Financial Plan
Completing a thorough financial analysis of your business will help you determine whether or not this business is viable. Can you make enough money in this business for your personal needs, to run the business and make a profit? Knowing your monthly sales and expenses helps you make good decisions such as when to purchase equipment, hire staff or use your line of credit… read more
Best interesting quotes for today which will change you
1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more
Avoid a bad Marriage
AVOIDING A BAD MARRIAGE.
By Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD… read more
11 things to think of when Your Boyfriend Tells You That You're Beautiful
1. Say “thank you.”
2. Show you care.
3. Ask him a causal question. E.g., Say, "aww, do you think so?" or “really?”
4. Make eye contact… read more
Facts about midnight prayer
Facts about MIDNIGHT prayer:.. read more
The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more
Eating fruit on empty stomach
Cancer patients shouldn't die…. read more
Thanking God
A Rich man looked through his window and saw a man picking something from his dustbin. He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor… read more
16 things to do to Act Silly with Your Girlfriend
1. Doing Things with Her
2. Ask funny questions.
3. Go to the park.
4. Narrate your scene.
5. Head out in your pajamas.
6. Pretend you’re from somewhere else.
7. Play truth or dare.
8. Feed her while she’s blindfolded… read more
An infant rejoice in the presence of the Lord
“Most blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb. And how does this happen to me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For at the moment the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the infant in my womb leaped for joy. Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you by the Lord would be fulfilled.” Luke 1:42b-45.. read more
I hope everybody will reflect on this
1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more
Factors of Life
factor of life.
1. be grateful for what you have.. read more
18 proved Successful date tips
- Define your expectations.
- Decide how you want to date.
- Get yourself looking your best.
- Be outcome-independent.
- Put yourself out there.
- Learn the art of small talk.
- Don't be afraid to poke fun of yourself.
- Be selective.
- Ask for a date.
- Make a good first impression.
- Choose a date with some excitement in it.
- Be interested and interesting.
- Don't make the first date too long.
- Avoid being smothering or obsessive.
- Be honest.
- Show an emotional maturity.
- Don't try too hard and allow spontaneity.
- Know what's reasonable… read more
Change your thinking reach your goals and dreams
We can"t change our lives while we are not thinking in the right way.. read more
Normal body conditions
*BLOOD PRESSURE*
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120/80 — Normal
130/85 —Normal (Control)
140/90 — High
150/95 — V.High.. read more
