Updated: 11 May 2018 11:13. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Three Blind Mice.

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V.gif What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

The outside.

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V.gif What bird loves construction work?

Answer: A crane.

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V.gif Which monster is the best dance partner?

The Boogie Man

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V.gif Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?

Because you can’t pull his leg.

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Boo-berries.

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V.gif Read what happen when 8 year old girl ask her father about sex

An 8-­‐year-­‐old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"

The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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V.gif What runs but never walks?

A hose.

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V.gif What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

A shampoodle.

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V.gif What did the hamburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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V.gif Why did the robber take a shower?

Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired.

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V.gif What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Stop picking on me!

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V.gif What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Answer: The Head…

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V.gif What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Cauliflower.

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