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Updated: 13 May 2018 07:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

A slipper.

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V.gif Why did the robber take a shower?

Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

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V.gif Where do ghosts go for a swim?

The Dead Sea.

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V.gif What did the hamburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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V.gif Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

His mummy.

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V.gif Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog

A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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V.gif What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

Answer: A door.

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V.gif What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Answer: Football.

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V.gif WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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V.gif What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop.

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V.gif Why was the computer cold?

Because it left the Windows open!

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V.gif Which flower talks the most?

Tulips, because they have two lips.

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V.gif What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Three Blind Mice.

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V.gif What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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V.gif What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Answer: Multipliers.

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