Updated: 11 May 2018 12:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What type of diet did the snowman go on?

The Meltdown Diet.

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V.gif Why did the book join the police force?

He wanted to go undercover.

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V.gif Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

It’s not right.

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V.gif Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Because all proper tea is theft!

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Ice Scream.

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V.gif What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired.

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V.gif What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Fry-day.

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V.gif Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk.

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V.gif How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Long enough to reach the ground.

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V.gif What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?

A nervous wreck.

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V.gif What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

Answer: A door.

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V.gif What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?

A Frosty!

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V.gif Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Because it went back for seconds.

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V.gif Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Because he only had one pupil.

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