Updated: 12 May 2018 18:11. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What do you call a fly with no wings?

Answer: A walk.

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V.gif How did the hairdresser win the race?

She knew a shortcut.

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V.gif Are turkey leftovers good for your health?

Not if you’re the turkey!

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V.gif Signs Of Aging

SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …πŸ˜„

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty 😱😞😞.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." 😁😁

Don't laugh alone πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

~~ Shared as received
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V.gif Why did the chicken go to jail?

Because he was using fowl language.

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V.gif What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?

Fowl balls.

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V.gif What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

I love you a ton.

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V.gif Where can you always find a peacock?

In the dictionary.

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V.gif Where does the witch park her vehicle?

In the broom closet.

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V.gif Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

To her broom.

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V.gif Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Because she wanted to make-up her mind

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V.gif Call balance among girls and boys

If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,

If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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V.gif What dies but never lives?

A battery.

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V.gif If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

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V.gif What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

The living room.

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