Updated: 12 May 2018 13:44. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?

Answer: Pi.

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V.gif What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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V.gif Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

You should never press your luck!

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V.gif Why are elephants such bad dancers?

Because they have two left feet.

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V.gif What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

Lots of blood tests.

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V.gif What’s black and white over and over again?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

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V.gif Where do books hide when they’re scared?

Under their covers.

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V.gif What kind of table can you have for dinner?

A vege-table.

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V.gif What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?

An envelope.

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V.gif Where do cows go on the weekend?

To the moo-vies.

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V.gif Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

Because they were trans-parents.

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V.gif What's ET short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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V.gif What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

You mean a great dill to me.

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V.gif Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Because she had the perfect pitch.

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V.gif Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright.

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