Updated: 12 May 2018 13:44. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why was the clown crying?

Because he broke his funny bone.

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V.gif Which bus crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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V.gif Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.

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V.gif What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.

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V.gif Why didn’t the oven go to college?

Because it had a lot of degrees already.

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V.gif Sometime mistake is good, see this

If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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V.gif What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and I, something smells.

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V.gif What has four wheels and flies?

A trash truck.

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V.gif What do birds do on Halloween?

They go trick or tweeting.

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V.gif What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

A shampoodle.

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V.gif What time is it when you have a toothache?

Answer: Tooth Hurty.

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V.gif Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Because she had the perfect pitch.

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V.gif Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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V.gif What’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Trouble.

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V.gif How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

He was shocked.

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