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Updated: 12 May 2018 13:44. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Why was the computer cold?

Because it left the Windows open!

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V.gif What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

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V.gif What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A bagel.

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V.gif What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop.

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V.gif What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

The letter β€œd.”

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V.gif Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk.

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V.gif Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-Women

A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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V.gif Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Because he had bad stable manners.

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V.gif What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

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V.gif Who is Knocking?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wet.

Wet who?

Wet me in, it’s raining out here!

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V.gif What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Roll them back, of course!

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V.gif How did the hairdresser win the race?

She knew a shortcut.

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V.gif Why did the chicken go to jail?

Because he was using fowl language.

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V.gif What did the teacher do at the beach?

She tested the water.

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V.gif What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?

They went on a class trip.

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