Updated: 12 May 2018 13:44. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

Hanging out with his friends.

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V.gif Where do books hide when they’re scared?

Under their covers.

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V.gif Call balance among girls and boys

If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,

If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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V.gif WHY DO STUDENTS FAIL?

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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V.gif What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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V.gif What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Hopscotch.

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V.gif Facebook trues

I saw her fb and i adder her!

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I saw her outside and i deleted her: p
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V.gif Are turkey leftovers good for your health?

Not if you’re the turkey!

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V.gif Funny phone call

Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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V.gif Which bus crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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V.gif What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Roll them back, of course!

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V.gif What’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Trouble.

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V.gif What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Cauliflower.

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V.gif What lights up a stadium?

A soccer match.

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V.gif What do you call two birds in love?

Tweet-hearts.

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