AckySHINE Jokes

The scientific death of Jesus Christ

THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! To share this.. read more

This is how billionaires think

If your boss paid you 600,000 every month and you saved all that money without touching a coin, you would need to work for 36 months to get 21million.
But if you convinced an organization like The UN to give you a printing job for only 5000 umbrellas and you made shs 4000 from each umbrella that would be 5000x2000=20,000,000. In only 1day… read more

How To function WhatsApp group

How to function in a Whatsapp Group?
Very nice Protocol.. read more

Where will this corruption end?

School Group Photo : Headmaster to Photographer ksh.20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only ksh.10 its sufficient!!.. read more

A scraper wife

Wife: Am nearly 45 yrs old and one of your friends still finds me attractive !.. read more

The Kingdom of God is Within You

"The Kingdom of God is Within You":.. read more

Later of stoping job

LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more

17 things you must consider when you want to Date a Nudist

1. Accepting Your Partner
2. Speak openly with your date.
3. Focus on other traits.
4. Embrace your significant other’s differences.
5. Encourage your significant other.
6. Consider trying nudism.
7. Discuss boundaries… read more

How to overcome fear

Understand Your Fear Try to understand why you fear or what causes you to fear. Only when you have identified the source of your fear can you start on the process of overcoming it. You can start by listing all your fears on your notepad and then striking them off once you have overcome them. Breathe Deep Taking deep breaths when you are scared or worried helps you relax to a great extent. Make sure that you exhale longer than you inhale. Fear will automatically reduce since you will also calm down… read more

Advice for knowledge

Advice just for knowledge…..
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system… read more

Be careful

You have been single throughout the year, and two weeks to Christmas you fall in love.. read more

MODELS OF EVALUATION AND THEIR ANALYSIS

Choosing an approach or model for evaluation is an important aspect since for each there are different assumptions about what data to collect, how to collect them and how to make judgments about success or failure. The following major approaches can provide a sufficient choice for most extension evaluation situations… read more

Every woman should read this

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ THESE.. read more

WHAT A MESSAGE

"A certain gentleman walked into a hotel and after perusing through the menu ordered for some food. After about 20 mins another group of gentlemen walked in and ordered for theirs… read more

Best proposal ever

Boy: do you have a fiancee?
Girl: No. I have none…
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”.. read more

This touched me

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her… read more

11 things to think of when Your Boyfriend Tells You That You're Beautiful

1. Say “thank you.”
2. Show you care.
3. Ask him a causal question. E.g., Say, "aww, do you think so?" or “really?”
4. Make eye contact… read more

Difference of men and women at their age

Women are fickle minded.At 18, they want handsome men.At 25, they want matured men.At 30, they want successful men.At 40, they want established men.At 50 ,they want faithful men… read more

Respect your time zone

Tanzania is 2 hrs ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, or that Tanzania is fast. Both countries are working based on their own "Time Zone.".. read more

Feel this joke

Two boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally… read more

Facts of Life

1. Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions,But they do not all pop at the same time.
2. When flood comes, fish eat ants and When flood recedes, ants eat fish, Only time matters… read more

Funny mathematics paper

MATHEMATICS,PAPER 1 P299/2
Time:2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four
questions.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS… read more

10 words of wisdom to Africa

The late Dr Myles Munroe was a man of wisdom… read more

BUSINESS MANAGEMENT PLAN

Managing a business requires more than just the desire to be your own boss. It demands dedication, persistence, the ability to make decisions and the ability to manage both employees and finances. Your management plan, along with your marketing and financial management plans, sets the foundation for and facilitates the success of your business… read more

Best Funny quote of the day

👇Quote Of The Day ….
The last drop of urine doesn't obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well !!😎

- Isaac Newton's room mate… read more

Normal body conditions

*BLOOD PRESSURE*
--
120/80 — Normal
130/85 —Normal (Control)
140/90 — High
150/95 — V.High.. read more

Mathematicians view of life

Mathematicians say LIFE is like a line segment drawn from point B to point D… read more

Meaning of common abbreviation which you use everyday

1. PAN - permanent account number.
2. PDF - portable document format.
3. SIM - Subscriber Identity Module.
4. ATM - Automated Teller machine.
5. IFSC - Indian Financial System Code.
6. FSSAI(Fssai) - Food Safety & Standards Authority of India.
7. Wi-Fi - Wireless fidelity.
8. GOOGLE - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
9. YAHOO - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle… read more

Did you notice this

All animals, people, and cars in WhatsApp are moving in same direction (left).
👇.. read more

10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy

1. Recognize signs that the other person is no longer interested.
2. Respect the other person's wishes.
3. See if your needs are being met.
4. Get busy doing other things… read more

How to write Business Description

When describing your business, generally you should explain:
1. Legalities - business form: proprietorship, partnership, and corporation. The licenses or permits you will need.
2. Business type: merchandizing, manufacturing or service.
3. What your product or service is.
4. Is it a new independent business, a takeover, an expansion, a franchise?.. read more

Most sexy looking girls do not have someone to tell them the truth

The following conversation took place between a grandmother and her grand-daughter … read more

18 Best techniques steps for approach a girl

1. Understand women.
2. Tune up your social skills.
3. Be confident.
4. Don't worry about what people will think of you.
5. Know that you're taking a chance, but it's not a big one.
6. Keep the benefits in mind… read more

Too good to read

At the point of death, a man, Tom Smith, called his children and he advised them to follow his footsteps so that they can have peace of mind in all that they do…. read more

Where you wait for the bus 🚌 doesn't matter but your relationship with driver does

There's an old story of the boy who stood on a sidewalk, waiting for a bus. A man walking by spotted the boy and gave him some gentle instruction. "Son," he said, "if you're waiting for the bus you need to move to the street corner. That's where the bus stops for passengers.".. read more

Tips to keep yourself healthier

Drinking hot lemon water can prevent cancer. Don't add sugar. Hot lemon water is more beneficial than cold lemon water… read more

The sin of pornography

*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
*"
*
Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more

Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends….

A man 4gets to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORT parked inside? . The lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota vitz with two Flat tyres‚ --Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends…… read more

An infant rejoice in the presence of the Lord

“Most blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb. And how does this happen to me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For at the moment the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the infant in my womb leaped for joy. Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you by the Lord would be fulfilled.” Luke 1:42b-45.. read more

I want to be a TV

A Primary School teacher asks her pupils to write an essay on ”What wish do you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher collects all the essays given by her pupils. She takes them to her house, sits and starts marking them… read more

Notice to smartphone 📱users 👥

NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more

What is a Business Plan?

A business plan is a blueprint of your business. It is a detailed plan from which all other plans should be developed… read more

Ways. To increase concentration

Pick a valid subject of concentration. If there is no passion or plausible motivation, then your task of concentrating is going to be one hell of a challenge! Remember how you used to do the laundry or mow the lawn so half heartedly and the outcome was a disaster? Analogously, you cannot ace your mathematics test if you resent it and hence if you fail to concentrate, you will also fail the test! The Five More Rule is a technique that has certainly helped many individuals who invariably fall short of concentration… read more

Never neglect the important of small things

💧Just Drops! 💧.. read more

Take this lesson for a poor young man

A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following proposal to his wife:
Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order to come back and give you the comfortable life that you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away, I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will be faithful to you… read more

It doesn't matter how people see you

Jacob looked at Joseph and saw a good son!.. read more

MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR YOUR BUSINESS

Marketing is a complex subject but one of the most important contributing factors to the success of your business. Without customers there are no sales and therefore no profits… read more

18 Things to do to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You

1. Do not send or receive messages.
2. Think before you send a message.
3. Immediately delete any inappropriate pictures you receive.
4. Contact an adult you trust.
5. Blocking Their Messages
6. Block the person on social media.
7. Determine the person's intent… read more

26 Life principles you should know

*A*
🙏🏾
*ACCEPT*
Accept others for
who they are and
for the choices they
have made even if
you have difficulty
understanding their
beliefs, motives
or actions… read more

Change your thinking reach your goals and dreams

We can"t change our lives while we are not thinking in the right way.. read more

WORTH READING: Inspiring Story of Employees

One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door… read more

Ways of how not to argue

Enhance your listening skills. It will make you less defensive and allow you to analyze the statement of other person deeply. You should listen to the other person with patience and give a logical approach to the same. Let the other person complete what he/she wants to say. Once he/she is done, give your feedback. This would allow both of you to lay forward your view point. However, make sure that whatever is said is logical and pertains to the present situation.n Never think that you are always right… read more

Just think about this

*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don't see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That's UNITY." May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*… read more

Sex to repentance

WE JUST HAD SEX:
she was in my arms, we were cuddled together naked and just finished making love to catch up for the lost time… read more

To learn how to love yourself

Accept Your Personality Your life has not ended yet. You still have plenty of years to live. Hence, it's never too late to improve or develop yourself throughout your life. However, it is best if you accept yourself for whom you are. Be happy and celebrate your unique qualities and characteristics. After all, you are a unique individual created from God's own hands. Be Happy With Your Body Size Both men and women are often too conscious about their physical appearance, especially when they see a well-toned and figured person crossing their way. In case of women, some feel that their breasts are just too small, while there are others who feel they have heavy butt… read more

Life facts which I have discovered

When I woke up I was pondering about life, I discovered that:.. read more

The Christmas tree

THE CHRISTMAS TREE.. read more

Understand Advent

1. What Is the Purpose of Advent?.. read more

Beautiful story

Couldn't resist sharing this beautiful story 😊.. read more

Entrepreneurial Characteristics

It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more

Bible books connection story

"I went to😁Genesis hotels through😊Exodus road. On the way, I saw 😀Leviticus recording the😃Numbers of people at😃Deuteronomy, while😃Joshua was waiting at the Beautiful gate for😁Judges to see😄Ruth calling loudly☺"Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the first and second😃Kings of😊Chronicles were coming to visit☺Ezra,😄Nehemiah and😁Esther for the misfortune of 😯Job their brother. They started singing😒Psalms and teaching children😄Proverbs concerning😄.. read more

Think Critically act Positively

1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance… read more

Beware when you notice all this in your life

BEWARE WHEN YOU NOTICE ALL THESE IN YOUR LIFE.
1. Beware When prayer becomes a difficult thing for you.
2. Beware When fasting is becoming a history in your spiritual timetable.
3. Beware When you no longer enjoy reading the word of God… read more

Interesting facts from beans

I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
Do not curse yourself when the world look down on you. Your rain could be a matter of time. Your germination moment could just be around the corner!.Stay focused on your life goals and give your job the best. The best is yet to come.!.. read more

Son and dad plan for Valentine

Son: _Dad, what do I give my_ _girlfriend as a valentine gift?_
Dad : _How does she look?_.. read more

What is agribusiness

(i) supplying of inputs needed for farming and
(ii) Marketing of the products grown from farm… read more

I hope everybody will reflect on this

1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more

Dress proper ladies

Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get… read more

Look how words you use may change your life

A story is told about a young Thomas Edison who came home one day with a paper for his mother… read more

BUSINESS PLAN

The process of putting together a business plan, including the thought you put in before beginning to write it, forces you to take an objective, critical, unemotional look at your business project in its entirety. The business plan is an operating tool, which, if properly used, will help you manage the business and work effectively towards its success… read more

Thanking God

A Rich man looked through his window and saw a man picking something from his dustbin. He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor… read more

Assessing the Viability of the business Idea

An Idea is not necessarily a Business Opportunity: There is one crucial difference between an idea and an opportunity. An opportunity is based on what consumers want. Many small businesses fail because an entrepreneur didn’t understand this… read more

Real life story of the day

Ezra and Thomas joined a company together a few months after their graduation from university.
After a few years of work, their Manager promoted Ezra to a position of Senior Sales Manager, but Thomas remained in his entry level Junior Sales Officer position. Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway… read more

15 techniques on how to Handle Valentine's Day in a New Relationship

1. Ignore it if it's too soon.
2. Ask yourself what you really want.
3. Talk to your new crush.
4. Make a compromise.
5. Keep it simple.
6. Try a cute card.
7. Bake something… read more

See how this man reacts!

A man went for HIV test on Saturday and they told him tocome back on Monday to pic his results.On sunday he went to church and the pastor was praying and said "… may the things that you'll receive as from tomorrow be positive …"The man quickly opened his eyes and shouted "Acha ujinga weweeee!!".. read more

Basic business skills

Starting up and running a business requires special skills such as careful planning, research risk assessment, commitment and patience… read more

A letter from an aborted child

Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story
is short. I stayed inside you for only a couple of
weeks. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I knew you were a special
person because you never stopped me from
eating the food you ate… read more

Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water

*PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT AND CAN SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE*… read more

I love this interpretation of Prayer

What is a prayer?
Prayer doesn't just happen when we kneel or put our hands together and focus and expect things from God.
Thinking positive and wishing good for others is a prayer.
When you hug a friend… read more

How to bring people around you

Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to peoples mistakes indirectly. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Let the other man save his face. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest… read more

8 things you need to do to Survive a Bad Date

1. Try starting over.
2. Be open-minded.
3. Do something really nice for your date.
4. Be laid back… read more

Heart touching story

A boy and a girl Loved each other very much.
Unfortunately the Girl Died..
The Boy was So Upset and he couldn’t Stop his
Tears… read more

All catholics are requested to follow this

ALL CATHOLICS are requested to follow this:.. read more

Most sexy looking girls do not have someone to tell them the truth

The following conversation took place between a grandmother and her grand-daughter … read more

7 things consider to Appear Confident to Women

1. Dress well and groom your face and body.
2. Speak slowly and avoid rambling.
3. Smile often… read more

Every woman should read this

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ THESE.. read more

What is a Business Plan?

A business plan is a blueprint of your business. It is a detailed plan from which all other plans should be developed… read more

Funny mathematics paper

MATHEMATICS,PAPER 1 P299/2
Time:2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four
questions.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS… read more

Lol 😂 X-Mass is Jesus Birthday 🎊 not yours

Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Really?.. read more

17 things you must consider when you want to Date a Nudist

1. Accepting Your Partner
2. Speak openly with your date.
3. Focus on other traits.
4. Embrace your significant other’s differences.
5. Encourage your significant other.
6. Consider trying nudism.
7. Discuss boundaries… read more

Take lots of "BEER" during lent

A parish priest said during _40_ days of Lent we should take lots of Beer._.. read more

Business Debt financing

This is money loaned to the business from outside source that is paid back over time… read more

Next Year Tips for good health

If all you do in next year is make the right choice or the best choice possible I guarantee you will succeed!
• Choose the salad over the double cheese burger!
• Choose going to the gym over sitting down and relaxing and watching mindless TV!.. read more

STORY would you stop to listen?

Here is a lady disembarking from a matatu, she drops something unaware and a shabbily and dirty dressed boy picks it up… read more

Best proposal ever

Boy: do you have a fiancee?
Girl: No. I have none…
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”.. read more

Forms of Business Structure

There are several legal forms to choose from when selecting the best means of structuring your business. Carefully considering the various options before start may save time and money later. There are several forms of business structures including:.. read more

Wise words from great thinkers and observers

Buffalos kill 7 people every year.
Lions kill 500 people every year.
Hippos kill 800 people every year.
Spiders kill 5000 people every year.
Scorpions kill 7000 people every year.
Snakes kill 10000 people every year... read more

THE MARKETING PLAN

Marketing plays a vital role in successful business ventures. How well you market you business, along with a few other considerations, will ultimately determine your degree of success or failure. The key element of a successful marketing plan is to know your customers — their likes, dislikes, expectations. By identifying these factors, you can develop a marketing strategy that will allow you to arouse and fulfill their needs… read more

Where will this corruption end?

School Group Photo : Headmaster to Photographer ksh.20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only ksh.10 its sufficient!!.. read more

Interesting facts from beans

I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
Do not curse yourself when the world look down on you. Your rain could be a matter of time. Your germination moment could just be around the corner!.Stay focused on your life goals and give your job the best. The best is yet to come.!.. read more

STORY: King and young boys

An aging King realized that if he died he has no one to take over the throne. He decided to adopt a son… read more

How to become smarter

Exercise Your Brain Just like you workout to build and strengthen your muscles, your brain, too, requires proper exercises to sharpen itself. Often, it is assumed to be a useless body part, but this is not true. As such, whenever you are engaging yourself in some activities, you are exercising your brain. Consider practicing activities, such as puzzles, crafts, reading, painting, gardening, and other recreational activities that will refresh and rejuvenate you and your mind, in particular. Read Quality Books Most of us love reading. But we often end up reading fiction, suspense, or romantic books… read more

26 Life principles you should know

*A*
🙏🏾
*ACCEPT*
Accept others for
who they are and
for the choices they
have made even if
you have difficulty
understanding their
beliefs, motives
or actions… read more

Something to read before breakfast

No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS… **read more

This is why Social media are not always good

🅾 *Police Questioning a Robber:*.. read more

Balance Sheet of life

Birth is your
Opening Stock.

What comes to you
is
Credit.

What goes from you
is
Debit... read more

18 Best techniques steps for approach a girl

1. Understand women.
2. Tune up your social skills.
3. Be confident.
4. Don't worry about what people will think of you.
5. Know that you're taking a chance, but it's not a big one.
6. Keep the benefits in mind… read more

Think Critically act Positively

1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance… read more

Beware when you notice all this in your life

BEWARE WHEN YOU NOTICE ALL THESE IN YOUR LIFE.
1. Beware When prayer becomes a difficult thing for you.
2. Beware When fasting is becoming a history in your spiritual timetable.
3. Beware When you no longer enjoy reading the word of God… read more

Just think about this

*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don't see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That's UNITY." May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*… read more

18 proved Successful date tips

1. Define your expectations.
2. Decide how you want to date.
3. Get yourself looking your best.
4. Be outcome-independent.
5. Put yourself out there.
6. Learn the art of small talk.
7. Don't be afraid to poke fun of yourself.
8. Be selective.
9. Ask for a date.
10. Make a good first impression.
11. Choose a date with some excitement in it.
12. Be interested and interesting.
13. Don't make the first date too long.
14. Avoid being smothering or obsessive.
15. Be honest.
16. Show an emotional maturity.
17. Don't try too hard and allow spontaneity.
18. Know what's reasonable… read more

An infant rejoice in the presence of the Lord

“Most blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb. And how does this happen to me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For at the moment the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the infant in my womb leaped for joy. Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you by the Lord would be fulfilled.” Luke 1:42b-45.. read more

What is this life? Life is always changing

A man is born today, Tomorrow he is dead.
A man lives in a mansion today, Tomorrow he lives
underground… read more

Facts of Life

1. Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions,But they do not all pop at the same time.
2. When flood comes, fish eat ants and When flood recedes, ants eat fish, Only time matters… read more

Motivation of the day

The road to success is not straight… read more

Developing a Financial Plan

Completing a thorough financial analysis of your business will help you determine whether or not this business is viable. Can you make enough money in this business for your personal needs, to run the business and make a profit? Knowing your monthly sales and expenses helps you make good decisions such as when to purchase equipment, hire staff or use your line of credit… read more

STORY: Do not ignore everything

A young man was
getting ready to
graduate from
college. For many
months he had
admired a beautiful
sports car in a
dealers showroom,
and knowing his
father could well
afford it, he told him
that was all he
wanted… read more

Ways. To increase concentration

Pick a valid subject of concentration. If there is no passion or plausible motivation, then your task of concentrating is going to be one hell of a challenge! Remember how you used to do the laundry or mow the lawn so half heartedly and the outcome was a disaster? Analogously, you cannot ace your mathematics test if you resent it and hence if you fail to concentrate, you will also fail the test! The Five More Rule is a technique that has certainly helped many individuals who invariably fall short of concentration… read more

Basic business skills

Starting up and running a business requires special skills such as careful planning, research risk assessment, commitment and patience… read more

Ways of how not to argue

Enhance your listening skills. It will make you less defensive and allow you to analyze the statement of other person deeply. You should listen to the other person with patience and give a logical approach to the same. Let the other person complete what he/she wants to say. Once he/she is done, give your feedback. This would allow both of you to lay forward your view point. However, make sure that whatever is said is logical and pertains to the present situation.n Never think that you are always right… read more

Change your thinking reach your goals and dreams

We can"t change our lives while we are not thinking in the right way.. read more

The Kingdom of God is Within You

"The Kingdom of God is Within You":.. read more

Did you notice this

All animals, people, and cars in WhatsApp are moving in same direction (left).
👇.. read more

STORY Be that kind of woman

Sometime ago, a man went with his wife in their car to a fuel station, while they were buying the fuel, the man discovered that it was the wife's ex boyfriend that is attending to them, He then smiled and turned to his wife and said, "you would have ended up marrying that petrol attendant", but the wife smiled and said, "if I had married him, He will be the one sitting by the steering of the car".. read more

Facts about midnight prayer

Facts about MIDNIGHT prayer:.. read more

Best interesting quotes for today which will change you

1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more

Bible books connection story

"I went to😁Genesis hotels through😊Exodus road. On the way, I saw 😀Leviticus recording the😃Numbers of people at😃Deuteronomy, while😃Joshua was waiting at the Beautiful gate for😁Judges to see😄Ruth calling loudly☺"Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the first and second😃Kings of😊Chronicles were coming to visit☺Ezra,😄Nehemiah and😁Esther for the misfortune of 😯Job their brother. They started singing😒Psalms and teaching children😄Proverbs concerning😄.. read more

Where to look for business opportunities

(1) They can develop/evolve as a result of your personal background including your previous jobs, hobbies and personal experiences, or
(2) From opportunities in the external environment or general market place.. read more

WORTH READING: Inspiring Story of Employees

One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door… read more

Business Concept and Idea Development

In order to market your product or service, you will want to be very clear about what it is that your business actually does or has to offer. You should be able to quickly and accurately describe your business concept in just a few sentences… read more

My Brother Don't Be Cheated By Women 👭

My brother, don't be cheated that u can give your woman everything she needs… read more

Business Market Research

• How will people behave regarding a particular topic, habit, activity, decision or business?
• Will my idea work? Can I sell my product or service to make money
• What marketing tools will be most effective?
• How much product or service can I sell?
• Is there a need for more new products or services?.. read more

Tips of being yourself

Who Are You? There's no possible way you can be yourself without knowing who you really are. You pretend to idolize football player David Beckham because your neighbor does and you want to gain his approval. Soon enough you will realize that you don't know what interests you because you've been whiling away time with what least interests you. Understand yourself, figure out where your deepest passion lies and be proud of your qualities… read more

Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship

There is no clear consensus among entrepreneurship specialists on the definition of the word ‘entrepreneur’ or that of its derivative, 'entrepreneurship'. While some people would treat small business owner managers and entrepreneurs as synonymous, the bulk of the entrepreneurship specialists attempt to draw a distinction between them. This distinction is central to an understanding of the meaning of 'entrepreneur'. We proceed to look at the definitions of these terms with a view to delineating the differences among them… read more

To learn how to love yourself

Accept Your Personality Your life has not ended yet. You still have plenty of years to live. Hence, it's never too late to improve or develop yourself throughout your life. However, it is best if you accept yourself for whom you are. Be happy and celebrate your unique qualities and characteristics. After all, you are a unique individual created from God's own hands. Be Happy With Your Body Size Both men and women are often too conscious about their physical appearance, especially when they see a well-toned and figured person crossing their way. In case of women, some feel that their breasts are just too small, while there are others who feel they have heavy butt… read more

26 Classic tips to Turn a Girl On

1. Warm your girl up.
2. Make her feel you find her attractive.
3. Be the best version of yourself.
4. Be confident, even if you don't act like it.
5. Clean up.
6. Know how to treat a girl like a lady.
7. Start with slow, gentle touches.
8. Whisper in her ear.
9. Caress her… read more

Stages in the development of a business career

Scanning for opportunities, idea generation, and innovation/creativity… read more

The Christmas tree

THE CHRISTMAS TREE.. read more

The Blessings of disappointment

I was pondering about life, I discovered that: Sometimes, to succeed in life you need ENEMIES…. Yes!!!.. read more

This is how Jesus was special

Michael Jackson died few years ago they call him late Jackson;
Yaradua died few years ago they call him late yaradua;.. read more

Meaning of common abbreviation which you use everyday

1. PAN - permanent account number.
2. PDF - portable document format.
3. SIM - Subscriber Identity Module.
4. ATM - Automated Teller machine.
5. IFSC - Indian Financial System Code.
6. FSSAI(Fssai) - Food Safety & Standards Authority of India.
7. Wi-Fi - Wireless fidelity.
8. GOOGLE - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
9. YAHOO - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle… read more

How to write Business Description

When describing your business, generally you should explain:
1. Legalities - business form: proprietorship, partnership, and corporation. The licenses or permits you will need.
2. Business type: merchandizing, manufacturing or service.
3. What your product or service is.
4. Is it a new independent business, a takeover, an expansion, a franchise?.. read more

Notice to smartphone 📱users 👥

NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more

Try this if you think you speak English fluently

try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote 😀😀😀.. read more

How do you forget?

How do you forget ?
The same qualifications you have, diploma, degree, masters, PhD that which gave you that job you have , are the same qualifications that your friends have too , but they don't have the job you have. How do you forget ?.. read more

I want to be a TV

A Primary School teacher asks her pupils to write an essay on ”What wish do you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher collects all the essays given by her pupils. She takes them to her house, sits and starts marking them… read more

18 Things to do to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You

1. Do not send or receive messages.
2. Think before you send a message.
3. Immediately delete any inappropriate pictures you receive.
4. Contact an adult you trust.
5. Blocking Their Messages
6. Block the person on social media.
7. Determine the person's intent… read more

The scientific death of Jesus Christ

THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! To share this.. read more

Remember this things in your life

3 things in life that never come back when gone:
-⌚Time
-👅Words
-💎Opportunity.. read more

Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)

• Believe they can act on or interact with their environment
• Are sensitive to opportunities and needs
• Can set goals and make plans to realize ideas
• Are pre-disposed to persevere, be self-reliant and maintain their motivation
• Take calculated risks to facilitate the implementation of plans.. read more

75 Biblical reasons why you should not drink alcohol

1) Genesis 9:20-26 - Noah became drunk; the result was immorality and family trouble… read more

How to develop ones Enterprising Tendencies?

At some point in an entrepreneurial career a person has to start developing experience and learning actively about what they do best and what they should learn to do better, and the sooner they start learning actively the sooner they start being enterprising… read more