Updated: 13 May 2018 07:26. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif Which monster is the best dance partner?

The Boogie Man

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V.gif What time is it when you have a toothache?

Answer: Tooth Hurty.

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V.gif What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Stop picking on me!

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V.gif Why don’t animals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

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V.gif Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

They would quack up!

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V.gif Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

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V.gif What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Hopscotch.

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V.gif Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?

Answer: The re-tail shop.

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V.gif What do you call two birds in love?

Tweet-hearts.

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V.gif What has two legs but can’t walk?

A pair of pants.

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V.gif What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid

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V.gif What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Will you be my Valen-twine?

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V.gif Where do polar bears keep their money?

Answer: In snow banks.

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V.gif The best thing to do when two girls are fighting over you

When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
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V.gif First penis and brain guard

First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!

And first helmet was used in 1974.

IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT

BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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