Updated: 11 May 2018 12:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Why did the boy run around his bed?He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?Because he had bad stable manners.
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Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?They would quack up!
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Why was the computer cold?Because it left the Windows open!
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?Because it went back for seconds.
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% MarksBrilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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BOY and GIRL In restaurantBOY: do u luv me
GIRL: no
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?Answer: Mice cream.
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What type of diet did the snowman go on?The Meltdown Diet.
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Why did the dog keep tripping?Because she had two left feet.
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What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?Boo-berries.
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?Lots of blood tests.
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?Because she wanted to make-up her mind
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What’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?Trouble.
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What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?Strawberries.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
Look how words you use may change your life
A story is told about a young Thomas Edison who came home one day with a paper for his mother… read more
Be aware with snake season
DUE TO THE HEATWAVE AND HOT TEMPERATURES, SNAKES, ESPECIALLY COBRAS TEND TO SEEK REFUGE IN COOLER PLACES INSIDE YOUR HOMES.
SAFETY TIPS…… read more
Benefit of not sleeping in church
While in Church a lady dozed off during preaching she woke up and heard the pastor saying stand to ur feet!.. read more
Something to read before breakfast
No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS… **read more
11 things to think of when Your Boyfriend Tells You That You're Beautiful
1. Say “thank you.”
2. Show you care.
3. Ask him a causal question. E.g., Say, "aww, do you think so?" or “really?”
4. Make eye contact… read more
Take lots of "BEER" during lent
A parish priest said during _40_ days of Lent we should take lots of Beer._.. read more
Sometimes it is good for us to act blind
A man married a beautiful girl. He loved her very much. One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left for a tour. While returning he met with an accident and lost his eyesight. However their married life continued as usual. But as days passed she lost her beauty gradually. Blind husband did not know this and there was not any difference in their married life. He continued to love her and she also loved him very much… read more
Lol 😂 X-Mass is Jesus Birthday 🎊 not yours
Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Really?.. read more
Tragic cat's moment
====TRAGIC_CAT'S_MOMENT.====
The cat was so faithful that the woman could leave her baby with it & go out to attend other matters.
She always returned to find the child soundly asleep with the cat faithfully watching over him… read more
I love this interpretation of Prayer
What is a prayer?
Prayer doesn't just happen when we kneel or put our hands together and focus and expect things from God.
Thinking positive and wishing good for others is a prayer.
When you hug a friend… read more
Facts of Life
1. Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions,But they do not all pop at the same time.
2. When flood comes, fish eat ants and When flood recedes, ants eat fish, Only time matters… read more
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote 😀😀😀.. read more
A good Catholic Reflection
A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks!.. read more
Story of Peter and his Girlfriend Mercy
*Peter and his girlfriend Mercy were walking during the night..*.. read more
Mathematicians view of life
Mathematicians say LIFE is like a line segment drawn from point B to point D… read more
15 techniques on how to Handle Valentine's Day in a New Relationship
- Ignore it if it's too soon.
- Ask yourself what you really want.
- Talk to your new crush.
- Make a compromise.
- Keep it simple.
- Try a cute card.
- Bake something… read more
MODELS OF EVALUATION AND THEIR ANALYSIS
Choosing an approach or model for evaluation is an important aspect since for each there are different assumptions about what data to collect, how to collect them and how to make judgments about success or failure. The following major approaches can provide a sufficient choice for most extension evaluation situations… read more
A letter from an aborted child
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story
is short. I stayed inside you for only a couple of
weeks. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I knew you were a special
person because you never stopped me from
eating the food you ate… read more
WORTH READING: Inspiring Story of Employees
One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door… read more
Sex to repentance
WE JUST HAD SEX:
she was in my arms, we were cuddled together naked and just finished making love to catch up for the lost time… read more
World's 8 superb lessons
Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time… read more
This is why Social media are not always good
🅾 *Police Questioning a Robber:*.. read more
How to become smarter
Exercise Your Brain Just like you workout to build and strengthen your muscles, your brain, too, requires proper exercises to sharpen itself. Often, it is assumed to be a useless body part, but this is not true. As such, whenever you are engaging yourself in some activities, you are exercising your brain. Consider practicing activities, such as puzzles, crafts, reading, painting, gardening, and other recreational activities that will refresh and rejuvenate you and your mind, in particular. Read Quality Books Most of us love reading. But we often end up reading fiction, suspense, or romantic books… read more
I want to be a TV
A Primary School teacher asks her pupils to write an essay on ”What wish do you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher collects all the essays given by her pupils. She takes them to her house, sits and starts marking them… read more
Who is the Catholic Church
Before 1517, every Christian was Catholic. As such, today we know that:
If you are Lutheran then your Church was founded by Fr Martin Luther in Germany in 1517.
If you are Menonite, your Church was founded by Grebel, Mantz and Blaurock, in 1525… read more
Next Year Tips for good health
If all you do in next year is make the right choice or the best choice possible I guarantee you will succeed!
• Choose the salad over the double cheese burger!
• Choose going to the gym over sitting down and relaxing and watching mindless TV!.. read more
STORY Be that kind of woman
Sometime ago, a man went with his wife in their car to a fuel station, while they were buying the fuel, the man discovered that it was the wife's ex boyfriend that is attending to them, He then smiled and turned to his wife and said, "you would have ended up marrying that petrol attendant", but the wife smiled and said, "if I had married him, He will be the one sitting by the steering of the car".. read more
Normal body conditions
*BLOOD PRESSURE*
--
120/80 — Normal
130/85 —Normal (Control)
140/90 — High
150/95 — V.High.. read more
Avoid a bad Marriage
AVOIDING A BAD MARRIAGE.
By Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD… read more
Feel this joke
Two boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally… read more
Ways of get money for your business
The primary sources of funds for small business start-ups are personal funds, friends and relatives, NGOs or private investors, banks, government agencies and programs, and venture capital… read more
20 things to do and not to do in mass
20 THINGS TO DO AND NOT TO DO AT MASS.. read more
BUSINESS PLAN
The process of putting together a business plan, including the thought you put in before beginning to write it, forces you to take an objective, critical, unemotional look at your business project in its entirety. The business plan is an operating tool, which, if properly used, will help you manage the business and work effectively towards its success… read more
Real life story of the day
Ezra and Thomas joined a company together a few months after their graduation from university.
After a few years of work, their Manager promoted Ezra to a position of Senior Sales Manager, but Thomas remained in his entry level Junior Sales Officer position. Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway… read more
Developing Business Ideas and Opportunities
You may have considered the prospect of starting your own business many times before. The thought of being your own boss – calling the shots, being responsible for your own financial rewards – is very alluring. You may have had the drive, the experience, and the financial resources necessary to succeed. The only thing stopping you were figuring out what type of business you should start… read more
What is agribusiness
(i) supplying of inputs needed for farming and
(ii) Marketing of the products grown from farm… read more
Having a best friend
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face… read more
Plane crush
A man n his wife were traveling to Italy by air for business… read more
Every woman should read this
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ THESE.. read more
Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends….
A man 4gets to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORT parked inside? . The lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota vitz with two Flat tyres‚ --Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends…… read more
17 things you must consider when you want to Date a Nudist
- Accepting Your Partner
- Speak openly with your date.
- Focus on other traits.
- Embrace your significant other’s differences.
- Encourage your significant other.
- Consider trying nudism.
- Discuss boundaries… read more
How do you forget?
How do you forget ?
The same qualifications you have, diploma, degree, masters, PhD that which gave you that job you have , are the same qualifications that your friends have too , but they don't have the job you have. How do you forget ?.. read more
Business Market Research
• How will people behave regarding a particular topic, habit, activity, decision or business?
• Will my idea work? Can I sell my product or service to make money
• What marketing tools will be most effective?
• How much product or service can I sell?
• Is there a need for more new products or services?.. read more
The story of crime girl 👧
A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail… read more
This is how billionaires think
If your boss paid you 600,000 every month and you saved all that money without touching a coin, you would need to work for 36 months to get 21million.
But if you convinced an organization like The UN to give you a printing job for only 5000 umbrellas and you made shs 4000 from each umbrella that would be 5000x2000=20,000,000. In only 1day… read more
Be careful
You have been single throughout the year, and two weeks to Christmas you fall in love.. read more
BUSINESS MANAGEMENT PLAN
Managing a business requires more than just the desire to be your own boss. It demands dedication, persistence, the ability to make decisions and the ability to manage both employees and finances. Your management plan, along with your marketing and financial management plans, sets the foundation for and facilitates the success of your business… read more
Too good to read
At the point of death, a man, Tom Smith, called his children and he advised them to follow his footsteps so that they can have peace of mind in all that they do…. read more
12 Tips for Break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend when You Are Already Dating Someone Else
You need to do the following;.. read more
Funny mathematics paper
MATHEMATICS,PAPER 1 P299/2
Time:2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four
questions.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS… read more
Never neglect the important of small things
💧Just Drops! 💧.. read more
Eating fruit on empty stomach
Cancer patients shouldn't die…. read more
Business Concept and Idea Development
In order to market your product or service, you will want to be very clear about what it is that your business actually does or has to offer. You should be able to quickly and accurately describe your business concept in just a few sentences… read more
The powerful prayer
A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks.. read more
Stages in the development of a business career
Scanning for opportunities, idea generation, and innovation/creativity… read more
16 things to do to Act Silly with Your Girlfriend
1. Doing Things with Her
2. Ask funny questions.
3. Go to the park.
4. Narrate your scene.
5. Head out in your pajamas.
6. Pretend you’re from somewhere else.
7. Play truth or dare.
8. Feed her while she’s blindfolded… read more
Best interesting quotes for today which will change you
1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more
Beautiful story
Couldn't resist sharing this beautiful story 😊.. read more
Understanding Agribusiness and Entrepreneurship study question
Many people confuse on the difference between agriculture and agribusiness. What is your opinion on that? What are the main factors that brought development in agribusiness in your coutry? (25 marks).. read more
Self improvement of ideas
Meditation gives you that inner peace like nothing else can. Initially, it is a little hard to concentrate and there will be plenty of distractions. Let these distractions be a part of the learning process. After some time, you will notice that all negativity will be removed and you become happier. Sleep gives you a sense of calm and freshness when you wake up… read more
26 Classic tips to Turn a Girl On
- Warm your girl up.
- Make her feel you find her attractive.
- Be the best version of yourself.
- Be confident, even if you don't act like it.
- Clean up.
- Know how to treat a girl like a lady.
- Start with slow, gentle touches.
- Whisper in her ear.
- Caress her… read more
STORY: Keep my shirt clean
Two guys were drinking in a bar.
As they were drinking, they started arguing, one guy pounce on his friend and started
beating him… read more
Beware when you notice all this in your life
BEWARE WHEN YOU NOTICE ALL THESE IN YOUR LIFE.
1. Beware When prayer becomes a difficult thing for you.
2. Beware When fasting is becoming a history in your spiritual timetable.
3. Beware When you no longer enjoy reading the word of God… read more
How to write Business Description
When describing your business, generally you should explain:
1. Legalities - business form: proprietorship, partnership, and corporation. The licenses or permits you will need.
2. Business type: merchandizing, manufacturing or service.
3. What your product or service is.
4. Is it a new independent business, a takeover, an expansion, a franchise?.. read more
Change your thinking reach your goals and dreams
We can"t change our lives while we are not thinking in the right way.. read more
To learn how to love yourself
Accept Your Personality Your life has not ended yet. You still have plenty of years to live. Hence, it's never too late to improve or develop yourself throughout your life. However, it is best if you accept yourself for whom you are. Be happy and celebrate your unique qualities and characteristics. After all, you are a unique individual created from God's own hands. Be Happy With Your Body Size Both men and women are often too conscious about their physical appearance, especially when they see a well-toned and figured person crossing their way. In case of women, some feel that their breasts are just too small, while there are others who feel they have heavy butt… read more
An infant rejoice in the presence of the Lord
“Most blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb. And how does this happen to me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For at the moment the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the infant in my womb leaped for joy. Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you by the Lord would be fulfilled.” Luke 1:42b-45.. read more
Business Plan Layout
Business plan should consist of the following;.. read more
Take me back to the old path
Take me back to the old Paths, when Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!
Crime did not pay; Hard work did;
And people knew the difference… read more
Notice to smartphone 📱users 👥
NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more
Did you notice this
All animals, people, and cars in WhatsApp are moving in same direction (left).
👇.. read more
The scientific death of Jesus Christ
THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! To share this.. read more
17 tips to help you to Act well Around Your Boyfriend
1. Having Fun Together
2. Spend quality time with your boyfriend.
3. Flirt with playful teasing.
4. Don’t be afraid to be silly.
5. Be yourself.
6. Make sure you give him space.
7. Be affectionate with touch in a way that feels comfortable to you.
8. Take an interest in his interests… read more
Wise words from great thinkers and observers
Buffalos kill 7 people every year.
Lions kill 500 people every year.
Hippos kill 800 people every year.
Spiders kill 5000 people every year.
Scorpions kill 7000 people every year.
Snakes kill 10000 people every year... read more
Be aware of this trick
A lady's handbag contained her cell phone, ATM card etc was stolen.
_Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband from her friend's telephone, telling him what happened._.. read more
Best proposal ever
Boy: do you have a fiancee?
Girl: No. I have none…
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”.. read more
Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)
• Believe they can act on or interact with their environment
• Are sensitive to opportunities and needs
• Can set goals and make plans to realize ideas
• Are pre-disposed to persevere, be self-reliant and maintain their motivation
• Take calculated risks to facilitate the implementation of plans.. read more
How to bring people around you
Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to peoples mistakes indirectly. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Let the other man save his face. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest… read more
Where will this corruption end?
School Group Photo : Headmaster to Photographer ksh.20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only ksh.10 its sufficient!!.. read more
Entrepreneurial Characteristics
It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
Tragic cat's moment
====TRAGIC_CAT'S_MOMENT.====
The cat was so faithful that the woman could leave her baby with it & go out to attend other matters.
She always returned to find the child soundly asleep with the cat faithfully watching over him… read more
26 Classic tips to Turn a Girl On
- Warm your girl up.
- Make her feel you find her attractive.
- Be the best version of yourself.
- Be confident, even if you don't act like it.
- Clean up.
- Know how to treat a girl like a lady.
- Start with slow, gentle touches.
- Whisper in her ear.
- Caress her… read more
Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water
*PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT AND CAN SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE*… read more
7 things consider to Appear Confident to Women
1. Dress well and groom your face and body.
2. Speak slowly and avoid rambling.
3. Smile often… read more
The will to win
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential… these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence... read more
75 Biblical reasons why you should not drink alcohol
1) Genesis 9:20-26 - Noah became drunk; the result was immorality and family trouble… read more
Normal body conditions
*BLOOD PRESSURE*
--
120/80 — Normal
130/85 —Normal (Control)
140/90 — High
150/95 — V.High.. read more
To learn how to love yourself
Accept Your Personality Your life has not ended yet. You still have plenty of years to live. Hence, it's never too late to improve or develop yourself throughout your life. However, it is best if you accept yourself for whom you are. Be happy and celebrate your unique qualities and characteristics. After all, you are a unique individual created from God's own hands. Be Happy With Your Body Size Both men and women are often too conscious about their physical appearance, especially when they see a well-toned and figured person crossing their way. In case of women, some feel that their breasts are just too small, while there are others who feel they have heavy butt… read more
Factors of Life
factor of life.
1. be grateful for what you have.. read more
12 Tips for Break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend when You Are Already Dating Someone Else
You need to do the following;.. read more
Avoid a bad Marriage
AVOIDING A BAD MARRIAGE.
By Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD… read more
What is this life? Life is always changing
A man is born today, Tomorrow he is dead.
A man lives in a mansion today, Tomorrow he lives
underground… read more
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote 😀😀😀.. read more
The scientific death of Jesus Christ
THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! To share this.. read more
Ways. To increase concentration
Pick a valid subject of concentration. If there is no passion or plausible motivation, then your task of concentrating is going to be one hell of a challenge! Remember how you used to do the laundry or mow the lawn so half heartedly and the outcome was a disaster? Analogously, you cannot ace your mathematics test if you resent it and hence if you fail to concentrate, you will also fail the test! The Five More Rule is a technique that has certainly helped many individuals who invariably fall short of concentration… read more
17 things you must consider when you want to Date a Nudist
- Accepting Your Partner
- Speak openly with your date.
- Focus on other traits.
- Embrace your significant other’s differences.
- Encourage your significant other.
- Consider trying nudism.
- Discuss boundaries… read more
Life facts which I have discovered
When I woke up I was pondering about life, I discovered that:.. read more
Interesting facts from beans
I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
Do not curse yourself when the world look down on you. Your rain could be a matter of time. Your germination moment could just be around the corner!.Stay focused on your life goals and give your job the best. The best is yet to come.!.. read more
The Blessings of disappointment
I was pondering about life, I discovered that: Sometimes, to succeed in life you need ENEMIES…. Yes!!!.. read more
Ways of how not to argue
Enhance your listening skills. It will make you less defensive and allow you to analyze the statement of other person deeply. You should listen to the other person with patience and give a logical approach to the same. Let the other person complete what he/she wants to say. Once he/she is done, give your feedback. This would allow both of you to lay forward your view point. However, make sure that whatever is said is logical and pertains to the present situation.n Never think that you are always right… read more
How to overcome fear
Understand Your Fear Try to understand why you fear or what causes you to fear. Only when you have identified the source of your fear can you start on the process of overcoming it. You can start by listing all your fears on your notepad and then striking them off once you have overcome them. Breathe Deep Taking deep breaths when you are scared or worried helps you relax to a great extent. Make sure that you exhale longer than you inhale. Fear will automatically reduce since you will also calm down… read more
Balance Sheet of life
Birth is your
Opening Stock.
What comes to you
is
Credit.
What goes from you
is
Debit... read more
Facts about midnight prayer
Facts about MIDNIGHT prayer:.. read more
Tips of being yourself
Who Are You? There's no possible way you can be yourself without knowing who you really are. You pretend to idolize football player David Beckham because your neighbor does and you want to gain his approval. Soon enough you will realize that you don't know what interests you because you've been whiling away time with what least interests you. Understand yourself, figure out where your deepest passion lies and be proud of your qualities… read more
Every woman should read this
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ THESE.. read more
All catholics are requested to follow this
ALL CATHOLICS are requested to follow this:.. read more
The story of crime girl 👧
A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail… read more
The story of Thief and madman
*_A thief and a madman!_*.. read more
Ways to overcome public anxiety
Erase The Preconceived Notions People typically associate the task of public speaking with stress! This is absolutely untrue! Public speaking is only stressful if you allow it to be! Ironically, if you shake off this incorrect belief, public speaking can be a very enjoyable and invigorating experience for you. Try to dig out the hidden cause for your fear, diagnose it and say hello to a new fun hobby! Knock off the fear of public humiliation! You're overreacting! It's purely psychological… read more
Take me back to the old path
Take me back to the old Paths, when Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!
Crime did not pay; Hard work did;
And people knew the difference… read more
Next Year Tips for good health
If all you do in next year is make the right choice or the best choice possible I guarantee you will succeed!
• Choose the salad over the double cheese burger!
• Choose going to the gym over sitting down and relaxing and watching mindless TV!.. read more
MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR YOUR BUSINESS
Marketing is a complex subject but one of the most important contributing factors to the success of your business. Without customers there are no sales and therefore no profits… read more
Understanding Agribusiness and Entrepreneurship study question
Many people confuse on the difference between agriculture and agribusiness. What is your opinion on that? What are the main factors that brought development in agribusiness in your coutry? (25 marks).. read more
I want to be a TV
A Primary School teacher asks her pupils to write an essay on ”What wish do you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher collects all the essays given by her pupils. She takes them to her house, sits and starts marking them… read more
STORY: Do not ignore everything
A young man was
getting ready to
graduate from
college. For many
months he had
admired a beautiful
sports car in a
dealers showroom,
and knowing his
father could well
afford it, he told him
that was all he
wanted… read more
A good Catholic Reflection
A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks!.. read more
Real life story of the day
Ezra and Thomas joined a company together a few months after their graduation from university.
After a few years of work, their Manager promoted Ezra to a position of Senior Sales Manager, but Thomas remained in his entry level Junior Sales Officer position. Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway… read more
STORY Be that kind of woman
Sometime ago, a man went with his wife in their car to a fuel station, while they were buying the fuel, the man discovered that it was the wife's ex boyfriend that is attending to them, He then smiled and turned to his wife and said, "you would have ended up marrying that petrol attendant", but the wife smiled and said, "if I had married him, He will be the one sitting by the steering of the car".. read more
ENTREPRENEURSHIP THEORIES AND MODELS
Recent studies suggest a multitude of entrepreneurial influences, grounded on a number of theoretical paradigms. As a starting point, entrepreneurial outcomes are viewed as lying along a continuum which separates low and high performances in entrepreneurship, which are then envisioned to be associated with high and low barriers… read more
BUSINESS MANAGEMENT PLAN
Managing a business requires more than just the desire to be your own boss. It demands dedication, persistence, the ability to make decisions and the ability to manage both employees and finances. Your management plan, along with your marketing and financial management plans, sets the foundation for and facilitates the success of your business… read more
A letter from an aborted child
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story
is short. I stayed inside you for only a couple of
weeks. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I knew you were a special
person because you never stopped me from
eating the food you ate… read more
16 things to do to Act Silly with Your Girlfriend
1. Doing Things with Her
2. Ask funny questions.
3. Go to the park.
4. Narrate your scene.
5. Head out in your pajamas.
6. Pretend you’re from somewhere else.
7. Play truth or dare.
8. Feed her while she’s blindfolded… read more
Plane crush
A man n his wife were traveling to Italy by air for business… read more
BUSINESS FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT PLAN
Sound financial management is one of the best ways for your business to remain profitable and solvent. How well you manage the finances of your business is the cornerstone of every successful business venture. Each year thousands of potentially successful businesses fail because of poor financial management. As a business owner, you will need to identify and implement policies that will lead to and ensure that you will meet your financial obligations… read more
Where to look for business opportunities
(1) They can develop/evolve as a result of your personal background including your previous jobs, hobbies and personal experiences, or
(2) From opportunities in the external environment or general market place.. read more
13 Best ways to be a good girlfriend
To be good to your girlfriend consider;.. read more
Look what happened to this man
A married man died before he could have sex with his wife. The wife then cut off his penis and mounted it to the wall. Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself… read more
Think Critically act Positively
1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance… read more
Lol 😂 X-Mass is Jesus Birthday 🎊 not yours
Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Really?.. read more
How To function WhatsApp group
How to function in a Whatsapp Group?
Very nice Protocol.. read more
Notice to smartphone 📱users 👥
NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more
Heart touching story
A boy and a girl Loved each other very much.
Unfortunately the Girl Died..
The Boy was So Upset and he couldn’t Stop his
Tears… read more
Beautiful story
Couldn't resist sharing this beautiful story 😊.. read more
Just a notice to you
‘``1. 👉No matter how beautiful and handsome you’re just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
✌Stop Boasting✌.. read more
How to achieve goals
Set Goals First list down all the goals that you want to accomplish. If you are not sure what you want in life, you are just bound to receive the unexpected. Nevertheless, bear in mind that goals should always be sensible and should be accomplishable. Setting unrealistic goals are of no use… read more
It doesn't matter how people see you
Jacob looked at Joseph and saw a good son!.. read more
Never neglect the important of small things
💧Just Drops! 💧.. read more
Too good to read
At the point of death, a man, Tom Smith, called his children and he advised them to follow his footsteps so that they can have peace of mind in all that they do…. read more
26 Life principles you should know
*A*
🙏🏾
*ACCEPT*
Accept others for
who they are and
for the choices they
have made even if
you have difficulty
understanding their
beliefs, motives
or actions… read more
My Brother Don't Be Cheated By Women 👭
My brother, don't be cheated that u can give your woman everything she needs… read more
10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy
- Recognize signs that the other person is no longer interested.
- Respect the other person's wishes.
- See if your needs are being met.
- Get busy doing other things… read more
The journey is so short
A young lady sat in a public transport: an old grumpy lady came and sat by her as she bumped into her with her numerous bags. The other neighbor got upset, asking the young lady why she did not protest and insist on her rights: she responded with a smile: "It is not necessary to be rude or argue over something so insignificant!' I'll alight at the next stop, replied the young lady"… read more
BUSINESS PLAN
The process of putting together a business plan, including the thought you put in before beginning to write it, forces you to take an objective, critical, unemotional look at your business project in its entirety. The business plan is an operating tool, which, if properly used, will help you manage the business and work effectively towards its success… read more
A lesson from ATM 🏧 machine
Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money… read more
Nothing is permanent in this life, be humble
Nothing Is Permanent In This Life
Whatsapp killed BBM
Youtube killed DVD.. read more
Having a best friend
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face… read more
A scraper wife
Wife: Am nearly 45 yrs old and one of your friends still finds me attractive !.. read more
Difference of men and women at their age
Women are fickle minded.At 18, they want handsome men.At 25, they want matured men.At 30, they want successful men.At 40, they want established men.At 50 ,they want faithful men… read more
Remember this things in your life
3 things in life that never come back when gone:
-⌚Time
-👅Words
-💎Opportunity.. read more
Thanking God
A Rich man looked through his window and saw a man picking something from his dustbin. He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor… read more
How to be charismatic
Relax Your Way To The Top If you are looking to be charismatic, then the first and foremost thing that you have to do is to actually learn to relax. Some people try too hard to be charismatic, but only end up making a fool of themselves. This is not something that you would want to do. So, in order to work on your charisma, learn from the mistakes of others and relax. When you master the art of relaxing in a social setting, you automatically exude charisma. It's a known fact that people love to be around people who are calm and composed. Learn to channelize peace and tranquility to everyone you know and meet. This will help you seem extremely calm and a lot more attractive… read more
Did you notice this
All animals, people, and cars in WhatsApp are moving in same direction (left).
👇.. read more
