Updated: 11 May 2018 12:12. By, Melkisedeck Shine.

V.gif What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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V.gif Why was the computer cold?

Because it left the Windows open!

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V.gif What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Answer: A gummy worm.

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V.gif Where can you learn to make ice cream?

At Sundae School.

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V.gif Where do polar bears vote?

At the North Pole.

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V.gif What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

A pine-apple.

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V.gif Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they have honeycombs.

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V.gif What did the snowman order at Wendyโ€™sยฎ?

A Frosty!

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V.gif What do a car and an elephant have in common?

They both have trunks.

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V.gif Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Because it had ticks.

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V.gif What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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V.gif What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

They can all do splits.

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V.gif What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Will you be my Valen-slime?

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V.gif Why is the forest so noisy?

Because the trees have bark.

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V.gif What was the bankerโ€™s favorite player on the football team?

The quarterback.

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