Updated: 12 May 2018 15:48. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?Because it went back for seconds.
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What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?To get to the body shop.
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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?He was shocked.
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What was born to succeed?A budgie with a blunt beak.
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Why do eggs hate jokes?Because they crack up.
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Why did the robber take a shower?Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Relationship Between Men-Men and Women-WomenA woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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Why did the elephant cross the road?Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?Twister.
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?Because he was always on the deck.
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What did the spoon say to the knife?“You’re so sharp!”
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What to do not to make your life 'tissue paper'Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?Patty.
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New Method to proposeBoy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
!
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
Possible questions during Research Presentation
Possible questions during presentation are;.. read more
Facts of Life
1. Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions,But they do not all pop at the same time.
2. When flood comes, fish eat ants and When flood recedes, ants eat fish, Only time matters… read more
Difference of men and women at their age
Women are fickle minded.At 18, they want handsome men.At 25, they want matured men.At 30, they want successful men.At 40, they want established men.At 50 ,they want faithful men… read more
Business Plan Layout
Business plan should consist of the following;.. read more
Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends….
A man 4gets to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORT parked inside? . The lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota vitz with two Flat tyres‚ --Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends…… read more
18 Things to do to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You
- Do not send or receive messages.
- Think before you send a message.
- Immediately delete any inappropriate pictures you receive.
- Contact an adult you trust.
- Blocking Their Messages
- Block the person on social media.
- Determine the person's intent… read more
17 tips to help you to Act well Around Your Boyfriend
1. Having Fun Together
2. Spend quality time with your boyfriend.
3. Flirt with playful teasing.
4. Don’t be afraid to be silly.
5. Be yourself.
6. Make sure you give him space.
7. Be affectionate with touch in a way that feels comfortable to you.
8. Take an interest in his interests… read more
EVALUATING EXTENSION PROGRAMMES
Although extension educators, donors and administrators are in favor of evaluating extension programmes, yet the fact remains that most of the people are not enthusiastic to undertake it… read more
17 things you must consider when you want to Date a Nudist
- Accepting Your Partner
- Speak openly with your date.
- Focus on other traits.
- Embrace your significant other’s differences.
- Encourage your significant other.
- Consider trying nudism.
- Discuss boundaries… read more
It doesn't matter how people see you
Jacob looked at Joseph and saw a good son!.. read more
75 Biblical reasons why you should not drink alcohol
1) Genesis 9:20-26 - Noah became drunk; the result was immorality and family trouble… read more
Best Funny quote of the day
👇Quote Of The Day ….
The last drop of urine doesn't obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well !!😎
- Isaac Newton's room mate… read more
This is how Jesus was special
Michael Jackson died few years ago they call him late Jackson;
Yaradua died few years ago they call him late yaradua;.. read more
Nothing is permanent in this life, be humble
Nothing Is Permanent In This Life
Whatsapp killed BBM
Youtube killed DVD.. read more
Planning Concepts
Decentralization is highly linked with local government system and has been practiced in the country in varying degrees since colonial times. Historically, the concept of decentralization has never been a new concept in countries across the globe. The term attracted attention in the 1950s and 1960s when British and French colonial administrations prepared colonies for independence by devolving responsibilities programs to local authorities.. read more
STORY would you stop to listen?
Here is a lady disembarking from a matatu, she drops something unaware and a shabbily and dirty dressed boy picks it up… read more
Just think about this
*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don't see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That's UNITY." May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*… read more
Son and dad plan for Valentine
Son: _Dad, what do I give my_ _girlfriend as a valentine gift?_
Dad : _How does she look?_.. read more
Stages in the development of a business career
Scanning for opportunities, idea generation, and innovation/creativity… read more
Respect your time zone
Tanzania is 2 hrs ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, or that Tanzania is fast. Both countries are working based on their own "Time Zone.".. read more
15 techniques on how to Handle Valentine's Day in a New Relationship
- Ignore it if it's too soon.
- Ask yourself what you really want.
- Talk to your new crush.
- Make a compromise.
- Keep it simple.
- Try a cute card.
- Bake something… read more
How to make people like you
Don't criticize, condemn or complain. Give honest, sincere appreciation. Arouse in the other person an eager want. Become genuinely interested in other people. Smile. Remember that a man’s name is to him the sweetest and most important sound in any language. Be a good listener, encourage others to talk about themselves. Talk in terms of the other mans interest. Make the other person feel important and do it sincerely.. read more
Take me back to the old path
Take me back to the old Paths, when Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!
Crime did not pay; Hard work did;
And people knew the difference… read more
17 things you need to consider When yo want to break up and Let Someone Down Gently
- Choose an appropriate time and place.
- Take responsibility yourself.
- Be open and direct about your feelings.
- Keep it short.
- Offer friendship, if you're able.
- Speak without cliches.
- Do not place blame… read more
Look what happened to this man
A married man died before he could have sex with his wife. The wife then cut off his penis and mounted it to the wall. Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself… read more
STORY: King and young boys
An aging King realized that if he died he has no one to take over the throne. He decided to adopt a son… read more
15 Ways to Assess Your Relationship Stage
1. Determine if you're still new to each other.
2. Notice if you're focused on physical attraction.
3. Look out for attempts to impress.
4. Assess if you've committed to dating.
5. Pay attention to expectations As you begin to date more, you’ll likely establish expectations of one another… read more
What is a Business Plan?
A business plan is a blueprint of your business. It is a detailed plan from which all other plans should be developed… read more
Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water
*PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT AND CAN SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE*… read more
WORTH READING: Inspiring Story of Employees
One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door… read more
A scraper wife
Wife: Am nearly 45 yrs old and one of your friends still finds me attractive !.. read more
How to be charismatic
Relax Your Way To The Top If you are looking to be charismatic, then the first and foremost thing that you have to do is to actually learn to relax. Some people try too hard to be charismatic, but only end up making a fool of themselves. This is not something that you would want to do. So, in order to work on your charisma, learn from the mistakes of others and relax. When you master the art of relaxing in a social setting, you automatically exude charisma. It's a known fact that people love to be around people who are calm and composed. Learn to channelize peace and tranquility to everyone you know and meet. This will help you seem extremely calm and a lot more attractive… read more
Best quotes about life for this day
👉1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price.. read more
Basic business skills
Starting up and running a business requires special skills such as careful planning, research risk assessment, commitment and patience… read more
Avoid a bad Marriage
AVOIDING A BAD MARRIAGE.
By Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD… read more
7 things consider to Appear Confident to Women
1. Dress well and groom your face and body.
2. Speak slowly and avoid rambling.
3. Smile often… read more
This is the sad story
A sick person in a hospital bed was visited by relatives.
The patient was on an oxygen MACHINE and therefore couldn't speak… read more
Heart touching story
A boy and a girl Loved each other very much.
Unfortunately the Girl Died..
The Boy was So Upset and he couldn’t Stop his
Tears… read more
Which kind of witchcraft should I use?
People smoke and drink for a few days and get addicted to it… read more
A lesson from ATM 🏧 machine
Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money… read more
The Kingdom of God is Within You
"The Kingdom of God is Within You":.. read more
Advice for knowledge
Advice just for knowledge…..
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system… read more
This touched me
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her… read more
The Christmas tree
THE CHRISTMAS TREE.. read more
A letter from an aborted child
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story
is short. I stayed inside you for only a couple of
weeks. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I knew you were a special
person because you never stopped me from
eating the food you ate… read more
MODELS OF EVALUATION AND THEIR ANALYSIS
Choosing an approach or model for evaluation is an important aspect since for each there are different assumptions about what data to collect, how to collect them and how to make judgments about success or failure. The following major approaches can provide a sufficient choice for most extension evaluation situations… read more
Ways. To increase concentration
Pick a valid subject of concentration. If there is no passion or plausible motivation, then your task of concentrating is going to be one hell of a challenge! Remember how you used to do the laundry or mow the lawn so half heartedly and the outcome was a disaster? Analogously, you cannot ace your mathematics test if you resent it and hence if you fail to concentrate, you will also fail the test! The Five More Rule is a technique that has certainly helped many individuals who invariably fall short of concentration… read more
Business Concept and Idea Development
In order to market your product or service, you will want to be very clear about what it is that your business actually does or has to offer. You should be able to quickly and accurately describe your business concept in just a few sentences… read more
8 things you need to do to Survive a Bad Date
1. Try starting over.
2. Be open-minded.
3. Do something really nice for your date.
4. Be laid back… read more
The story of crime girl 👧
A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail… read more
How to bring people around you
Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to peoples mistakes indirectly. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Let the other man save his face. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest… read more
Something to read before breakfast
No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS… **read more
Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)
• Believe they can act on or interact with their environment
• Are sensitive to opportunities and needs
• Can set goals and make plans to realize ideas
• Are pre-disposed to persevere, be self-reliant and maintain their motivation
• Take calculated risks to facilitate the implementation of plans.. read more
Dress proper ladies
Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get… read more
My Brother Don't Be Cheated By Women 👭
My brother, don't be cheated that u can give your woman everything she needs… read more
Ways to overcome public anxiety
Erase The Preconceived Notions People typically associate the task of public speaking with stress! This is absolutely untrue! Public speaking is only stressful if you allow it to be! Ironically, if you shake off this incorrect belief, public speaking can be a very enjoyable and invigorating experience for you. Try to dig out the hidden cause for your fear, diagnose it and say hello to a new fun hobby! Knock off the fear of public humiliation! You're overreacting! It's purely psychological… read more
An infant rejoice in the presence of the Lord
“Most blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb. And how does this happen to me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For at the moment the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the infant in my womb leaped for joy. Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you by the Lord would be fulfilled.” Luke 1:42b-45.. read more
Thanking God
A Rich man looked through his window and saw a man picking something from his dustbin. He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor… read more
Business Debt financing
This is money loaned to the business from outside source that is paid back over time… read more
Beautiful story
Couldn't resist sharing this beautiful story 😊.. read more
To learn how to love yourself
Accept Your Personality Your life has not ended yet. You still have plenty of years to live. Hence, it's never too late to improve or develop yourself throughout your life. However, it is best if you accept yourself for whom you are. Be happy and celebrate your unique qualities and characteristics. After all, you are a unique individual created from God's own hands. Be Happy With Your Body Size Both men and women are often too conscious about their physical appearance, especially when they see a well-toned and figured person crossing their way. In case of women, some feel that their breasts are just too small, while there are others who feel they have heavy butt… read more
WHAT A MESSAGE
"A certain gentleman walked into a hotel and after perusing through the menu ordered for some food. After about 20 mins another group of gentlemen walked in and ordered for theirs… read more
Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship
There is no clear consensus among entrepreneurship specialists on the definition of the word ‘entrepreneur’ or that of its derivative, 'entrepreneurship'. While some people would treat small business owner managers and entrepreneurs as synonymous, the bulk of the entrepreneurship specialists attempt to draw a distinction between them. This distinction is central to an understanding of the meaning of 'entrepreneur'. We proceed to look at the definitions of these terms with a view to delineating the differences among them… read more
Later of stoping job
LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more
18 Best techniques steps for approach a girl
- Understand women.
- Tune up your social skills.
- Be confident.
- Don't worry about what people will think of you.
- Know that you're taking a chance, but it's not a big one.
- Keep the benefits in mind… read more
Notice to smartphone 📱users 👥
NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more
Think Critically act Positively
1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance… read more
Understanding Agribusiness and Entrepreneurship study question
Many people confuse on the difference between agriculture and agribusiness. What is your opinion on that? What are the main factors that brought development in agribusiness in your coutry? (25 marks).. read more
STORY The price of kindness
A poor boy who was begging from door to door
to feed his hungry stomach, decided he would
ask for a meal at next house. However, at the
next house he lost his nerve when a lovely young
girl opened the door. So instead of a meal, he
asked for a glass of water… read more
BUSINESS FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT PLAN
Sound financial management is one of the best ways for your business to remain profitable and solvent. How well you manage the finances of your business is the cornerstone of every successful business venture. Each year thousands of potentially successful businesses fail because of poor financial management. As a business owner, you will need to identify and implement policies that will lead to and ensure that you will meet your financial obligations… read more
Every woman should read this
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ THESE.. read more
The story of Thief and madman
*_A thief and a madman!_*.. read more
This is why Social media are not always good
🅾 *Police Questioning a Robber:*.. read more
Eating fruit on empty stomach
Cancer patients shouldn't die…. read more
Best interesting quotes for today which will change you
1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more
Interesting facts from beans
I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
Do not curse yourself when the world look down on you. Your rain could be a matter of time. Your germination moment could just be around the corner!.Stay focused on your life goals and give your job the best. The best is yet to come.!.. read more
World's 8 superb lessons
Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time… read more
12 Tips for Break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend when You Are Already Dating Someone Else
You need to do the following;.. read more
BUSINESS PLAN
The process of putting together a business plan, including the thought you put in before beginning to write it, forces you to take an objective, critical, unemotional look at your business project in its entirety. The business plan is an operating tool, which, if properly used, will help you manage the business and work effectively towards its success… read more
I love this interpretation of Prayer
What is a prayer?
Prayer doesn't just happen when we kneel or put our hands together and focus and expect things from God.
Thinking positive and wishing good for others is a prayer.
When you hug a friend… read more
Benefit of not sleeping in church
While in Church a lady dozed off during preaching she woke up and heard the pastor saying stand to ur feet!.. read more
Did you notice this
All animals, people, and cars in WhatsApp are moving in same direction (left).
👇.. read more
A good Catholic Reflection
A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks!.. read more
STORY would you stop to listen?
Here is a lady disembarking from a matatu, she drops something unaware and a shabbily and dirty dressed boy picks it up… read more
Difference of men and women at their age
Women are fickle minded.At 18, they want handsome men.At 25, they want matured men.At 30, they want successful men.At 40, they want established men.At 50 ,they want faithful men… read more
Nothing is permanent in this life, be humble
Nothing Is Permanent In This Life
Whatsapp killed BBM
Youtube killed DVD.. read more
How do you forget?
How do you forget ?
The same qualifications you have, diploma, degree, masters, PhD that which gave you that job you have , are the same qualifications that your friends have too , but they don't have the job you have. How do you forget ?.. read more
MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR YOUR BUSINESS
Marketing is a complex subject but one of the most important contributing factors to the success of your business. Without customers there are no sales and therefore no profits… read more
EVALUATING EXTENSION PROGRAMMES
Although extension educators, donors and administrators are in favor of evaluating extension programmes, yet the fact remains that most of the people are not enthusiastic to undertake it… read more
26 Classic tips to Turn a Girl On
- Warm your girl up.
- Make her feel you find her attractive.
- Be the best version of yourself.
- Be confident, even if you don't act like it.
- Clean up.
- Know how to treat a girl like a lady.
- Start with slow, gentle touches.
- Whisper in her ear.
- Caress her… read more
Best Inspiring quotes for today
💚I love this, 💚➖➖➖➖➖➖
Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end… read more
When to be silent
I Found this one somewhere and it made me think
I'm still learning….. read more
Normal body conditions
*BLOOD PRESSURE*
--
120/80 — Normal
130/85 —Normal (Control)
140/90 — High
150/95 — V.High.. read more
World's 8 superb lessons
Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time… read more
WORTH READING: Inspiring Story of Employees
One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door… read more
Tips to keep yourself healthier
Drinking hot lemon water can prevent cancer. Don't add sugar. Hot lemon water is more beneficial than cold lemon water… read more
Son and dad plan for Valentine
Son: _Dad, what do I give my_ _girlfriend as a valentine gift?_
Dad : _How does she look?_.. read more
How to develop ones Enterprising Tendencies?
At some point in an entrepreneurial career a person has to start developing experience and learning actively about what they do best and what they should learn to do better, and the sooner they start learning actively the sooner they start being enterprising… read more
17 things you must consider when you want to Date a Nudist
- Accepting Your Partner
- Speak openly with your date.
- Focus on other traits.
- Embrace your significant other’s differences.
- Encourage your significant other.
- Consider trying nudism.
- Discuss boundaries… read more
Mathematicians view of life
Mathematicians say LIFE is like a line segment drawn from point B to point D… read more
Later of stoping job
LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more
Look how words you use may change your life
A story is told about a young Thomas Edison who came home one day with a paper for his mother… read more
Plane crush
A man n his wife were traveling to Italy by air for business… read more
Something to read before breakfast
No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS… **read more
Meaning of common abbreviation which you use everyday
1. PAN - permanent account number.
2. PDF - portable document format.
3. SIM - Subscriber Identity Module.
4. ATM - Automated Teller machine.
5. IFSC - Indian Financial System Code.
6. FSSAI(Fssai) - Food Safety & Standards Authority of India.
7. Wi-Fi - Wireless fidelity.
8. GOOGLE - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
9. YAHOO - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle… read more
Planning Concepts
Decentralization is highly linked with local government system and has been practiced in the country in varying degrees since colonial times. Historically, the concept of decentralization has never been a new concept in countries across the globe. The term attracted attention in the 1950s and 1960s when British and French colonial administrations prepared colonies for independence by devolving responsibilities programs to local authorities.. read more
Understand Advent
1. What Is the Purpose of Advent?.. read more
What is agribusiness
(i) supplying of inputs needed for farming and
(ii) Marketing of the products grown from farm… read more
Business Plan Layout
Business plan should consist of the following;.. read more
Self improvement of ideas
Meditation gives you that inner peace like nothing else can. Initially, it is a little hard to concentrate and there will be plenty of distractions. Let these distractions be a part of the learning process. After some time, you will notice that all negativity will be removed and you become happier. Sleep gives you a sense of calm and freshness when you wake up… read more
How to become smarter
Exercise Your Brain Just like you workout to build and strengthen your muscles, your brain, too, requires proper exercises to sharpen itself. Often, it is assumed to be a useless body part, but this is not true. As such, whenever you are engaging yourself in some activities, you are exercising your brain. Consider practicing activities, such as puzzles, crafts, reading, painting, gardening, and other recreational activities that will refresh and rejuvenate you and your mind, in particular. Read Quality Books Most of us love reading. But we often end up reading fiction, suspense, or romantic books… read more
Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)
• Believe they can act on or interact with their environment
• Are sensitive to opportunities and needs
• Can set goals and make plans to realize ideas
• Are pre-disposed to persevere, be self-reliant and maintain their motivation
• Take calculated risks to facilitate the implementation of plans.. read more
26 Life principles you should know
*A*
🙏🏾
*ACCEPT*
Accept others for
who they are and
for the choices they
have made even if
you have difficulty
understanding their
beliefs, motives
or actions… read more
Avoid a bad Marriage
AVOIDING A BAD MARRIAGE.
By Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD… read more
12 Tips for Break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend when You Are Already Dating Someone Else
You need to do the following;.. read more
Assessing the Viability of the business Idea
An Idea is not necessarily a Business Opportunity: There is one crucial difference between an idea and an opportunity. An opportunity is based on what consumers want. Many small businesses fail because an entrepreneur didn’t understand this… read more
What our children and today's generation needs to know
When the ancient Chinese decided to live in peace, they made the great wall of China, They thought no one can climb it due to its height. During the first 100 year of its existence, the Chinese were invaded thrice … and every time, the enemy had no need of penetrating or climbing over the wall… because each time they bribed the guards and came through the doors… read more
Understanding Agribusiness and Entrepreneurship study question
Many people confuse on the difference between agriculture and agribusiness. What is your opinion on that? What are the main factors that brought development in agribusiness in your coutry? (25 marks).. read more
Developing a Financial Plan
Completing a thorough financial analysis of your business will help you determine whether or not this business is viable. Can you make enough money in this business for your personal needs, to run the business and make a profit? Knowing your monthly sales and expenses helps you make good decisions such as when to purchase equipment, hire staff or use your line of credit… read more
Entrepreneurial Characteristics
It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends….
A man 4gets to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORT parked inside? . The lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota vitz with two Flat tyres‚ --Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends…… read more
STORY Be that kind of woman
Sometime ago, a man went with his wife in their car to a fuel station, while they were buying the fuel, the man discovered that it was the wife's ex boyfriend that is attending to them, He then smiled and turned to his wife and said, "you would have ended up marrying that petrol attendant", but the wife smiled and said, "if I had married him, He will be the one sitting by the steering of the car".. read more
Business Debt financing
This is money loaned to the business from outside source that is paid back over time… read more
BUSINESS PLAN
The process of putting together a business plan, including the thought you put in before beginning to write it, forces you to take an objective, critical, unemotional look at your business project in its entirety. The business plan is an operating tool, which, if properly used, will help you manage the business and work effectively towards its success… read more
Eating fruit on empty stomach
Cancer patients shouldn't die…. read more
Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship
There is no clear consensus among entrepreneurship specialists on the definition of the word ‘entrepreneur’ or that of its derivative, 'entrepreneurship'. While some people would treat small business owner managers and entrepreneurs as synonymous, the bulk of the entrepreneurship specialists attempt to draw a distinction between them. This distinction is central to an understanding of the meaning of 'entrepreneur'. We proceed to look at the definitions of these terms with a view to delineating the differences among them… read more
Where will this corruption end?
School Group Photo : Headmaster to Photographer ksh.20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only ksh.10 its sufficient!!.. read more
This is how Jesus was special
Michael Jackson died few years ago they call him late Jackson;
Yaradua died few years ago they call him late yaradua;.. read more
15 techniques on how to Handle Valentine's Day in a New Relationship
- Ignore it if it's too soon.
- Ask yourself what you really want.
- Talk to your new crush.
- Make a compromise.
- Keep it simple.
- Try a cute card.
- Bake something… read more
7 things consider to Appear Confident to Women
1. Dress well and groom your face and body.
2. Speak slowly and avoid rambling.
3. Smile often… read more
Best quotes about life for this day
👉1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price.. read more
Never neglect the important of small things
💧Just Drops! 💧.. read more
Ways of get money for your business
The primary sources of funds for small business start-ups are personal funds, friends and relatives, NGOs or private investors, banks, government agencies and programs, and venture capital… read more
Dress proper ladies
Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get… read more
A lesson from ATM 🏧 machine
Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money… read more
All catholics are requested to follow this
ALL CATHOLICS are requested to follow this:.. read more
Take lots of "BEER" during lent
A parish priest said during _40_ days of Lent we should take lots of Beer._.. read more
17 things you need to consider When yo want to break up and Let Someone Down Gently
- Choose an appropriate time and place.
- Take responsibility yourself.
- Be open and direct about your feelings.
- Keep it short.
- Offer friendship, if you're able.
- Speak without cliches.
- Do not place blame… read more
How to be charismatic
Relax Your Way To The Top If you are looking to be charismatic, then the first and foremost thing that you have to do is to actually learn to relax. Some people try too hard to be charismatic, but only end up making a fool of themselves. This is not something that you would want to do. So, in order to work on your charisma, learn from the mistakes of others and relax. When you master the art of relaxing in a social setting, you automatically exude charisma. It's a known fact that people love to be around people who are calm and composed. Learn to channelize peace and tranquility to everyone you know and meet. This will help you seem extremely calm and a lot more attractive… read more
This is how billionaires think
If your boss paid you 600,000 every month and you saved all that money without touching a coin, you would need to work for 36 months to get 21million.
But if you convinced an organization like The UN to give you a printing job for only 5000 umbrellas and you made shs 4000 from each umbrella that would be 5000x2000=20,000,000. In only 1day… read more
Too good to read
At the point of death, a man, Tom Smith, called his children and he advised them to follow his footsteps so that they can have peace of mind in all that they do…. read more
This is why Social media are not always good
🅾 *Police Questioning a Robber:*.. read more
Advice for knowledge
Advice just for knowledge…..
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system… read more
Basic business skills
Starting up and running a business requires special skills such as careful planning, research risk assessment, commitment and patience… read more
10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy
- Recognize signs that the other person is no longer interested.
- Respect the other person's wishes.
- See if your needs are being met.
- Get busy doing other things… read more
Just think about this
*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don't see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That's UNITY." May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*… read more
Where to look for business opportunities
(1) They can develop/evolve as a result of your personal background including your previous jobs, hobbies and personal experiences, or
(2) From opportunities in the external environment or general market place.. read more
Possible questions during Research Presentation
Possible questions during presentation are;.. read more
20 things to do and not to do in mass
20 THINGS TO DO AND NOT TO DO AT MASS.. read more
Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water
*PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT AND CAN SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE*… read more
Motivation of the day
The road to success is not straight… read more
The Kingdom of God is Within You
"The Kingdom of God is Within You":.. read more
