Updated: 12 May 2018 13:18. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?Spelling.
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?Write on, good friend!
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Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?Because he was stuffed.
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How long should an elephant’s legs be?Long enough to reach the ground.
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?A slipper.
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Where can you learn to make ice cream?At Sundae School.
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What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?Three Blind Mice.
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What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?Boo-berries.
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Where did the king keep his army?In his sleeve.
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What makes a skeleton laugh?When something tickles his funny bone.
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What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?The living room.
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What do witches order at hotels?Broom service.
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Why are there fences around cemeteries?Because people are dying to get in.
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?Fowl balls.
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Why was six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
Ways of get money for your business
The primary sources of funds for small business start-ups are personal funds, friends and relatives, NGOs or private investors, banks, government agencies and programs, and venture capital… read more
I want to be a TV
A Primary School teacher asks her pupils to write an essay on ”What wish do you want from God?" At the end of the day, the teacher collects all the essays given by her pupils. She takes them to her house, sits and starts marking them… read more
Forms of Business Structure
There are several legal forms to choose from when selecting the best means of structuring your business. Carefully considering the various options before start may save time and money later. There are several forms of business structures including:.. read more
17 things you need to consider When yo want to break up and Let Someone Down Gently
- Choose an appropriate time and place.
- Take responsibility yourself.
- Be open and direct about your feelings.
- Keep it short.
- Offer friendship, if you're able.
- Speak without cliches.
- Do not place blame… read more
8 things you need to do to Survive a Bad Date
1. Try starting over.
2. Be open-minded.
3. Do something really nice for your date.
4. Be laid back… read more
Where you wait for the bus 🚌 doesn't matter but your relationship with driver does
There's an old story of the boy who stood on a sidewalk, waiting for a bus. A man walking by spotted the boy and gave him some gentle instruction. "Son," he said, "if you're waiting for the bus you need to move to the street corner. That's where the bus stops for passengers.".. read more
10 words of wisdom to Africa
The late Dr Myles Munroe was a man of wisdom… read more
Advice for knowledge
Advice just for knowledge…..
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system… read more
Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends….
A man 4gets to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORT parked inside? . The lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota vitz with two Flat tyres‚ --Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends…… read more
Look what happened to this man
A married man died before he could have sex with his wife. The wife then cut off his penis and mounted it to the wall. Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself… read more
Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water
*PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT AND CAN SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE*… read more
STORY would you stop to listen?
Here is a lady disembarking from a matatu, she drops something unaware and a shabbily and dirty dressed boy picks it up… read more
15 Ways to Assess Your Relationship Stage
1. Determine if you're still new to each other.
2. Notice if you're focused on physical attraction.
3. Look out for attempts to impress.
4. Assess if you've committed to dating.
5. Pay attention to expectations As you begin to date more, you’ll likely establish expectations of one another… read more
The scientific death of Jesus Christ
THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
For the next 60 seconds, set aside whatever
You're doing and take this opportunity! To share this.. read more
The Kingdom of God is Within You
"The Kingdom of God is Within You":.. read more
It doesn't matter how people see you
Jacob looked at Joseph and saw a good son!.. read more
16 things to do to Act Silly with Your Girlfriend
1. Doing Things with Her
2. Ask funny questions.
3. Go to the park.
4. Narrate your scene.
5. Head out in your pajamas.
6. Pretend you’re from somewhere else.
7. Play truth or dare.
8. Feed her while she’s blindfolded… read more
17 tips to help you to Act well Around Your Boyfriend
1. Having Fun Together
2. Spend quality time with your boyfriend.
3. Flirt with playful teasing.
4. Don’t be afraid to be silly.
5. Be yourself.
6. Make sure you give him space.
7. Be affectionate with touch in a way that feels comfortable to you.
8. Take an interest in his interests… read more
Motivation of the day
The road to success is not straight… read more
The journey is so short
A young lady sat in a public transport: an old grumpy lady came and sat by her as she bumped into her with her numerous bags. The other neighbor got upset, asking the young lady why she did not protest and insist on her rights: she responded with a smile: "It is not necessary to be rude or argue over something so insignificant!' I'll alight at the next stop, replied the young lady"… read more
Awesome Jesus Christ CV
What an awesome CV….. read more
Having a best friend
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face… read more
Did you notice this
All animals, people, and cars in WhatsApp are moving in same direction (left).
👇.. read more
Son and dad plan for Valentine
Son: _Dad, what do I give my_ _girlfriend as a valentine gift?_
Dad : _How does she look?_.. read more
Sex to repentance
WE JUST HAD SEX:
she was in my arms, we were cuddled together naked and just finished making love to catch up for the lost time… read more
All catholics are requested to follow this
ALL CATHOLICS are requested to follow this:.. read more
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote 😀😀😀.. read more
WHAT A MESSAGE
"A certain gentleman walked into a hotel and after perusing through the menu ordered for some food. After about 20 mins another group of gentlemen walked in and ordered for theirs… read more
BUSINESS MANAGEMENT PLAN
Managing a business requires more than just the desire to be your own boss. It demands dedication, persistence, the ability to make decisions and the ability to manage both employees and finances. Your management plan, along with your marketing and financial management plans, sets the foundation for and facilitates the success of your business… read more
How to become smarter
Exercise Your Brain Just like you workout to build and strengthen your muscles, your brain, too, requires proper exercises to sharpen itself. Often, it is assumed to be a useless body part, but this is not true. As such, whenever you are engaging yourself in some activities, you are exercising your brain. Consider practicing activities, such as puzzles, crafts, reading, painting, gardening, and other recreational activities that will refresh and rejuvenate you and your mind, in particular. Read Quality Books Most of us love reading. But we often end up reading fiction, suspense, or romantic books… read more
Understand Advent
1. What Is the Purpose of Advent?.. read more
15 techniques on how to Handle Valentine's Day in a New Relationship
- Ignore it if it's too soon.
- Ask yourself what you really want.
- Talk to your new crush.
- Make a compromise.
- Keep it simple.
- Try a cute card.
- Bake something… read more
18 Things to do to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You
- Do not send or receive messages.
- Think before you send a message.
- Immediately delete any inappropriate pictures you receive.
- Contact an adult you trust.
- Blocking Their Messages
- Block the person on social media.
- Determine the person's intent… read more
Interesting story for new year
Ezra and Thomas joined a company together a few months after their graduation from university.
After a few years of work, their Manager promoted Ezra to a position of Senior Sales Manager, but Thomas remained in his entry level Junior Sales Officer position.
Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway.
One day Thomas felt that he could not work with Ezra anymore.
He wrote his resignation letter, but before he submitted it to the Manager, he complained that Management did not value hard working staff, but only promoted only the favoured!
The Manager knew that Ezra worked very hard for the years he had spent at the company; even harder than Thomas and therefore he deserved the promotion.
So in order to help Thomas to realize this, the Manager gave Thomas a task.
“Go and find out if anyone is selling water melons in town?”
Thomas returned and said, "yes there is someone!"
The Manager asked, "how much per kg?"
Thomas drove back to town to ask and then returned to inform the Manager; "they are 13.50 per kg!"
The Manager told Thomas,
"I will give Ezra the same task that I gave you. Please pay close attention to his response!"
So the Manager said to Ezra, in the presence of Thomas;
“Go and find out if anyone is selling water melons in town?”
Ezra went to find out and on his return he said:
"Manager, there is only one person selling water melons in the whole town.
The cost is 49.00 each water melon and 32.50 for a half melon.
He sells them at 13.50 per kg when sliced. He has in his stock 93 melons, each one weighing about 7kg.
He has a farm and can supply us with melons for the next 4 months at a rate of 102 melons per day at 27.00 per melon; this includes delivery.
The melons appear fresh and red with good quality, and they taste better than the ones we sold last year.
He has his own slicing machine and is willing to slice for us free of charge.
We need to strike a deal with him before 10am tomorrow and we will be sure of beating last year's profits in melons by 223 000.00.
This will contribute positively to our overall performance as it will add a minimum of 3.78% to our current overall sales target.
I have put this information down in writing and is available on spreadsheet.
Please let me know if you need it as I can send it to you in fifteen minutes."
Thomas was very impressed and realized the difference between himself and Ezra.
He decided not to resign but to learn from Ezra… read more
How to bring people around you
Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to peoples mistakes indirectly. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Let the other man save his face. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest… read more
Take lots of "BEER" during lent
A parish priest said during _40_ days of Lent we should take lots of Beer._.. read more
Thanking God
A Rich man looked through his window and saw a man picking something from his dustbin. He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor… read more
13 Best ways to be a good girlfriend
To be good to your girlfriend consider;.. read more
What our children and today's generation needs to know
When the ancient Chinese decided to live in peace, they made the great wall of China, They thought no one can climb it due to its height. During the first 100 year of its existence, the Chinese were invaded thrice … and every time, the enemy had no need of penetrating or climbing over the wall… because each time they bribed the guards and came through the doors… read more
75 Biblical reasons why you should not drink alcohol
1) Genesis 9:20-26 - Noah became drunk; the result was immorality and family trouble… read more
MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR YOUR BUSINESS
Marketing is a complex subject but one of the most important contributing factors to the success of your business. Without customers there are no sales and therefore no profits… read more
Interesting facts from beans
I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
Do not curse yourself when the world look down on you. Your rain could be a matter of time. Your germination moment could just be around the corner!.Stay focused on your life goals and give your job the best. The best is yet to come.!.. read more
Notice to smartphone 📱users 👥
NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more
Developing Business Ideas and Opportunities
You may have considered the prospect of starting your own business many times before. The thought of being your own boss – calling the shots, being responsible for your own financial rewards – is very alluring. You may have had the drive, the experience, and the financial resources necessary to succeed. The only thing stopping you were figuring out what type of business you should start… read more
Entrepreneurial Characteristics
It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
Where will this corruption end?
School Group Photo : Headmaster to Photographer ksh.20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only ksh.10 its sufficient!!.. read more
See how this man reacts!
A man went for HIV test on Saturday and they told him tocome back on Monday to pic his results.On sunday he went to church and the pastor was praying and said "… may the things that you'll receive as from tomorrow be positive …"The man quickly opened his eyes and shouted "Acha ujinga weweeee!!".. read more
Business Concept and Idea Development
In order to market your product or service, you will want to be very clear about what it is that your business actually does or has to offer. You should be able to quickly and accurately describe your business concept in just a few sentences… read more
Planning Concepts
Decentralization is highly linked with local government system and has been practiced in the country in varying degrees since colonial times. Historically, the concept of decentralization has never been a new concept in countries across the globe. The term attracted attention in the 1950s and 1960s when British and French colonial administrations prepared colonies for independence by devolving responsibilities programs to local authorities.. read more
This is why Social media are not always good
🅾 *Police Questioning a Robber:*.. read more
Nothing is permanent in this life, be humble
Nothing Is Permanent In This Life
Whatsapp killed BBM
Youtube killed DVD.. read more
The powerful prayer
A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks.. read more
How to develop your personality
Each person is unique: Remember that each individual is different and has his or her unique characteristics and qualities. Comparing yourself with others around only increases the distress, especially when you start focusing on where you are lacking compared to others. It is important that you channelize your energy towards your positive traits. Do not get swayed by media portrayals: Media portrays people in its own idiosyncratic ways… read more
20 things to do and not to do in mass
20 THINGS TO DO AND NOT TO DO AT MASS.. read more
A lesson from ATM 🏧 machine
Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money… read more
STORY Be that kind of woman
Sometime ago, a man went with his wife in their car to a fuel station, while they were buying the fuel, the man discovered that it was the wife's ex boyfriend that is attending to them, He then smiled and turned to his wife and said, "you would have ended up marrying that petrol attendant", but the wife smiled and said, "if I had married him, He will be the one sitting by the steering of the car".. read more
Take this lesson for a poor young man
A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following proposal to his wife:
Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order to come back and give you the comfortable life that you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away, I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will be faithful to you… read more
Short love story
SHORT LOVE STORY 1.I stood at the bus stop near the National bank with my earphones on.The Egerton welfare bus had taken long beforearriving.I kept on glancing side from side and watched people walk in diffrent direction with least interest… read more
Most sexy looking girls do not have someone to tell them the truth
The following conversation took place between a grandmother and her grand-daughter … read more
Be aware of this trick
A lady's handbag contained her cell phone, ATM card etc was stolen.
_Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband from her friend's telephone, telling him what happened._.. read more
Developing a Financial Plan
Completing a thorough financial analysis of your business will help you determine whether or not this business is viable. Can you make enough money in this business for your personal needs, to run the business and make a profit? Knowing your monthly sales and expenses helps you make good decisions such as when to purchase equipment, hire staff or use your line of credit… read more
Just a notice to you
‘``1. 👉No matter how beautiful and handsome you’re just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
✌Stop Boasting✌.. read more
Wise words from great thinkers and observers
Buffalos kill 7 people every year.
Lions kill 500 people every year.
Hippos kill 800 people every year.
Spiders kill 5000 people every year.
Scorpions kill 7000 people every year.
Snakes kill 10000 people every year... read more
My Brother Don't Be Cheated By Women 👭
My brother, don't be cheated that u can give your woman everything she needs… read more
Best Funny quote of the day
👇Quote Of The Day ….
The last drop of urine doesn't obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well !!😎
- Isaac Newton's room mate… read more
10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy
- Recognize signs that the other person is no longer interested.
- Respect the other person's wishes.
- See if your needs are being met.
- Get busy doing other things… read more
Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship
There is no clear consensus among entrepreneurship specialists on the definition of the word ‘entrepreneur’ or that of its derivative, 'entrepreneurship'. While some people would treat small business owner managers and entrepreneurs as synonymous, the bulk of the entrepreneurship specialists attempt to draw a distinction between them. This distinction is central to an understanding of the meaning of 'entrepreneur'. We proceed to look at the definitions of these terms with a view to delineating the differences among them… read more
Best Inspiring quotes for today
💚I love this, 💚➖➖➖➖➖➖
Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end… read more
A good Catholic Reflection
A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks!.. read more
Basic business skills
Starting up and running a business requires special skills such as careful planning, research risk assessment, commitment and patience… read more
How to overcome fear
Understand Your Fear Try to understand why you fear or what causes you to fear. Only when you have identified the source of your fear can you start on the process of overcoming it. You can start by listing all your fears on your notepad and then striking them off once you have overcome them. Breathe Deep Taking deep breaths when you are scared or worried helps you relax to a great extent. Make sure that you exhale longer than you inhale. Fear will automatically reduce since you will also calm down… read more
Plane crush
A man n his wife were traveling to Italy by air for business… read more
Business Debt financing
This is money loaned to the business from outside source that is paid back over time… read more
The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more
How do you forget?
How do you forget ?
The same qualifications you have, diploma, degree, masters, PhD that which gave you that job you have , are the same qualifications that your friends have too , but they don't have the job you have. How do you forget ?.. read more
BUSINESS PLAN
The process of putting together a business plan, including the thought you put in before beginning to write it, forces you to take an objective, critical, unemotional look at your business project in its entirety. The business plan is an operating tool, which, if properly used, will help you manage the business and work effectively towards its success… read more
How to make people like you
Don't criticize, condemn or complain. Give honest, sincere appreciation. Arouse in the other person an eager want. Become genuinely interested in other people. Smile. Remember that a man’s name is to him the sweetest and most important sound in any language. Be a good listener, encourage others to talk about themselves. Talk in terms of the other mans interest. Make the other person feel important and do it sincerely.. read more
Tragic cat's moment
====TRAGIC_CAT'S_MOMENT.====
The cat was so faithful that the woman could leave her baby with it & go out to attend other matters.
She always returned to find the child soundly asleep with the cat faithfully watching over him… read more
EVALUATING EXTENSION PROGRAMMES
Although extension educators, donors and administrators are in favor of evaluating extension programmes, yet the fact remains that most of the people are not enthusiastic to undertake it… read more
ENTREPRENEURSHIP THEORIES AND MODELS
Recent studies suggest a multitude of entrepreneurial influences, grounded on a number of theoretical paradigms. As a starting point, entrepreneurial outcomes are viewed as lying along a continuum which separates low and high performances in entrepreneurship, which are then envisioned to be associated with high and low barriers… read more
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote 😀😀😀.. read more
10 words of wisdom to Africa
The late Dr Myles Munroe was a man of wisdom… read more
EVALUATING EXTENSION PROGRAMMES
Although extension educators, donors and administrators are in favor of evaluating extension programmes, yet the fact remains that most of the people are not enthusiastic to undertake it… read more
Understand Advent
1. What Is the Purpose of Advent?.. read more
Normal body conditions
*BLOOD PRESSURE*
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120/80 — Normal
130/85 —Normal (Control)
140/90 — High
150/95 — V.High.. read more
17 tips to help you to Act well Around Your Boyfriend
1. Having Fun Together
2. Spend quality time with your boyfriend.
3. Flirt with playful teasing.
4. Don’t be afraid to be silly.
5. Be yourself.
6. Make sure you give him space.
7. Be affectionate with touch in a way that feels comfortable to you.
8. Take an interest in his interests… read more
A lesson from ATM 🏧 machine
Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money… read more
Just think about this
*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don't see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That's UNITY." May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*… read more
How to bring people around you
Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to peoples mistakes indirectly. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Let the other man save his face. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest… read more
Best interesting quotes for today which will change you
1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more
Every woman should read this
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ THESE.. read more
Ways of get money for your business
The primary sources of funds for small business start-ups are personal funds, friends and relatives, NGOs or private investors, banks, government agencies and programs, and venture capital… read more
WORTH READING: Inspiring Story of Employees
One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door… read more
Be aware of this trick
A lady's handbag contained her cell phone, ATM card etc was stolen.
_Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband from her friend's telephone, telling him what happened._.. read more
Take me back to the old path
Take me back to the old Paths, when Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!
Crime did not pay; Hard work did;
And people knew the difference… read more
Self improvement of ideas
Meditation gives you that inner peace like nothing else can. Initially, it is a little hard to concentrate and there will be plenty of distractions. Let these distractions be a part of the learning process. After some time, you will notice that all negativity will be removed and you become happier. Sleep gives you a sense of calm and freshness when you wake up… read more
Understanding Agribusiness and Entrepreneurship study question
Many people confuse on the difference between agriculture and agribusiness. What is your opinion on that? What are the main factors that brought development in agribusiness in your coutry? (25 marks).. read more
Where do entrepreneurs come from and how do they develop?
If you choose an entrepreneurial career much will depend on your ability to learn quickly from experience, cope with uncertainty, respond to changing circumstances, and deal with unexpected critical incidents. You will find these things less difficult if you develop your general enterprising tendencies… read more
This is why Social media are not always good
🅾 *Police Questioning a Robber:*.. read more
STORY The price of kindness
A poor boy who was begging from door to door
to feed his hungry stomach, decided he would
ask for a meal at next house. However, at the
next house he lost his nerve when a lovely young
girl opened the door. So instead of a meal, he
asked for a glass of water… read more
Business Debt financing
This is money loaned to the business from outside source that is paid back over time… read more
Facts of Life
1. Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions,But they do not all pop at the same time.
2. When flood comes, fish eat ants and When flood recedes, ants eat fish, Only time matters… read more
Benefit of not sleeping in church
While in Church a lady dozed off during preaching she woke up and heard the pastor saying stand to ur feet!.. read more
Something to read before breakfast
No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS… **read more
20 things to do and not to do in mass
20 THINGS TO DO AND NOT TO DO AT MASS.. read more
Lol 😂 X-Mass is Jesus Birthday 🎊 not yours
Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Really?.. read more
Ways to overcome public anxiety
Erase The Preconceived Notions People typically associate the task of public speaking with stress! This is absolutely untrue! Public speaking is only stressful if you allow it to be! Ironically, if you shake off this incorrect belief, public speaking can be a very enjoyable and invigorating experience for you. Try to dig out the hidden cause for your fear, diagnose it and say hello to a new fun hobby! Knock off the fear of public humiliation! You're overreacting! It's purely psychological… read more
Awesome Jesus Christ CV
What an awesome CV….. read more
How to develop your personality
Each person is unique: Remember that each individual is different and has his or her unique characteristics and qualities. Comparing yourself with others around only increases the distress, especially when you start focusing on where you are lacking compared to others. It is important that you channelize your energy towards your positive traits. Do not get swayed by media portrayals: Media portrays people in its own idiosyncratic ways… read more
Next Year Tips for good health
If all you do in next year is make the right choice or the best choice possible I guarantee you will succeed!
• Choose the salad over the double cheese burger!
• Choose going to the gym over sitting down and relaxing and watching mindless TV!.. read more
The story of crime girl 👧
A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail… read more
Where you wait for the bus 🚌 doesn't matter but your relationship with driver does
There's an old story of the boy who stood on a sidewalk, waiting for a bus. A man walking by spotted the boy and gave him some gentle instruction. "Son," he said, "if you're waiting for the bus you need to move to the street corner. That's where the bus stops for passengers.".. read more
STORY would you stop to listen?
Here is a lady disembarking from a matatu, she drops something unaware and a shabbily and dirty dressed boy picks it up… read more
The powerful prayer
A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks.. read more
WHAT A MESSAGE
"A certain gentleman walked into a hotel and after perusing through the menu ordered for some food. After about 20 mins another group of gentlemen walked in and ordered for theirs… read more
This touched me
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her… read more
How To function WhatsApp group
How to function in a Whatsapp Group?
Very nice Protocol.. read more
Later of stoping job
LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more
This is how Jesus was special
Michael Jackson died few years ago they call him late Jackson;
Yaradua died few years ago they call him late yaradua;.. read more
Think Critically act Positively
1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance… read more
THE MARKETING PLAN
Marketing plays a vital role in successful business ventures. How well you market you business, along with a few other considerations, will ultimately determine your degree of success or failure. The key element of a successful marketing plan is to know your customers — their likes, dislikes, expectations. By identifying these factors, you can develop a marketing strategy that will allow you to arouse and fulfill their needs… read more
How to develop ones Enterprising Tendencies?
At some point in an entrepreneurial career a person has to start developing experience and learning actively about what they do best and what they should learn to do better, and the sooner they start learning actively the sooner they start being enterprising… read more
Sometimes it is good for us to act blind
A man married a beautiful girl. He loved her very much. One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left for a tour. While returning he met with an accident and lost his eyesight. However their married life continued as usual. But as days passed she lost her beauty gradually. Blind husband did not know this and there was not any difference in their married life. He continued to love her and she also loved him very much… read more
This is the sad story
A sick person in a hospital bed was visited by relatives.
The patient was on an oxygen MACHINE and therefore couldn't speak… read more
The Christmas tree
THE CHRISTMAS TREE.. read more
Factors of Life
factor of life.
1. be grateful for what you have.. read more
Most sexy looking girls do not have someone to tell them the truth
The following conversation took place between a grandmother and her grand-daughter … read more
18 Things to do to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You
- Do not send or receive messages.
- Think before you send a message.
- Immediately delete any inappropriate pictures you receive.
- Contact an adult you trust.
- Blocking Their Messages
- Block the person on social media.
- Determine the person's intent… read more
Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship
There is no clear consensus among entrepreneurship specialists on the definition of the word ‘entrepreneur’ or that of its derivative, 'entrepreneurship'. While some people would treat small business owner managers and entrepreneurs as synonymous, the bulk of the entrepreneurship specialists attempt to draw a distinction between them. This distinction is central to an understanding of the meaning of 'entrepreneur'. We proceed to look at the definitions of these terms with a view to delineating the differences among them… read more
Look how words you use may change your life
A story is told about a young Thomas Edison who came home one day with a paper for his mother… read more
Entrepreneurial Characteristics
It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
World's 8 superb lessons
Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time… read more
Life facts which I have discovered
When I woke up I was pondering about life, I discovered that:.. read more
MODELS OF EVALUATION AND THEIR ANALYSIS
Choosing an approach or model for evaluation is an important aspect since for each there are different assumptions about what data to collect, how to collect them and how to make judgments about success or failure. The following major approaches can provide a sufficient choice for most extension evaluation situations… read more
13 Best ways to be a good girlfriend
To be good to your girlfriend consider;.. read more
Balance Sheet of life
Birth is your
Opening Stock.
What comes to you
is
Credit.
What goes from you
is
Debit... read more
Business Plan Layout
Business plan should consist of the following;.. read more
18 Best techniques steps for approach a girl
- Understand women.
- Tune up your social skills.
- Be confident.
- Don't worry about what people will think of you.
- Know that you're taking a chance, but it's not a big one.
- Keep the benefits in mind… read more
Best Inspiring quotes for today
💚I love this, 💚➖➖➖➖➖➖
Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end… read more
An infant rejoice in the presence of the Lord
“Most blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb. And how does this happen to me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For at the moment the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the infant in my womb leaped for joy. Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you by the Lord would be fulfilled.” Luke 1:42b-45.. read more
Son and dad plan for Valentine
Son: _Dad, what do I give my_ _girlfriend as a valentine gift?_
Dad : _How does she look?_.. read more
Developing a Financial Plan
Completing a thorough financial analysis of your business will help you determine whether or not this business is viable. Can you make enough money in this business for your personal needs, to run the business and make a profit? Knowing your monthly sales and expenses helps you make good decisions such as when to purchase equipment, hire staff or use your line of credit… read more
The will to win
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential… these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence... read more
Advantages of Warm water and disadvantages of cold water
*PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT AND CAN SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE*… read more
10 tips to Stop Being Needy or clingy
- Recognize signs that the other person is no longer interested.
- Respect the other person's wishes.
- See if your needs are being met.
- Get busy doing other things… read more
How to achieve goals
Set Goals First list down all the goals that you want to accomplish. If you are not sure what you want in life, you are just bound to receive the unexpected. Nevertheless, bear in mind that goals should always be sensible and should be accomplishable. Setting unrealistic goals are of no use… read more
Difference of men and women at their age
Women are fickle minded.At 18, they want handsome men.At 25, they want matured men.At 30, they want successful men.At 40, they want established men.At 50 ,they want faithful men… read more
Be careful
You have been single throughout the year, and two weeks to Christmas you fall in love.. read more
Things are always not they seem
🌽🌽THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
A guy met one of his school mates several years after school and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure… read more
A letter from an aborted child
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story
is short. I stayed inside you for only a couple of
weeks. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I knew you were a special
person because you never stopped me from
eating the food you ate… read more
The journey is so short
A young lady sat in a public transport: an old grumpy lady came and sat by her as she bumped into her with her numerous bags. The other neighbor got upset, asking the young lady why she did not protest and insist on her rights: she responded with a smile: "It is not necessary to be rude or argue over something so insignificant!' I'll alight at the next stop, replied the young lady"… read more
Forms of Business Structure
There are several legal forms to choose from when selecting the best means of structuring your business. Carefully considering the various options before start may save time and money later. There are several forms of business structures including:.. read more
